10-23-2009, 03:39 PM | #1 |
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If I understand the science correctly...
Someone genetically altered an E. Coli bacteria to eat sugar, and shit plastic:
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/26903611...ience-science/ Quick; put your food in it!
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10-23-2009, 05:12 PM | #2 |
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You can make E. Coli do anything.
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10-23-2009, 05:13 PM | #3 |
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E. Coli is typing all my posts today!! Thank You Science!! |
10-23-2009, 05:23 PM | #4 |
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...But you have to get it drunk first.
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10-23-2009, 05:33 PM | #5 |
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I told E.Coli I was Mario Andretti, and it waxed my car for free.
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10-23-2009, 06:28 PM | #6 |
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I'd rather it eat plastic and shit sugar.
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10-23-2009, 08:01 PM | #7 |
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I like to put peanut butter on my junk and let E Coli lick it off.
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10-23-2009, 08:10 PM | #8 |
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But what if in the process it shit plastic?
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10-23-2009, 08:11 PM | #9 |
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Nah, it should shit Jelly.
Now THAT'S better living through science. A blow job, AND a sandwich.
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10-23-2009, 08:24 PM | #10 |
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I've shit jelly before, maybe science will write an article about me next.
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