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Guys... where *are* we?
Join Date: Nov 2008
Location: South Carolina
Moto: SV650 Interstate, CX500 rat-bobber, whatever else runs.
Posts: 784
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Take off my shirt, use it as a parachute.
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Join Date: Sep 2008
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The bottom line is that if you arrive at "crash on purpose" as your solution, you need to go back to square one and relearn how to handle panic situations. Crashing on purpose is not a skill, it's something you hear about at a bar from a 55 year old Harley rider that thinks front brakes are a liability.
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Soul Man
Join Date: Nov 2008
Location: Everywhere, all the time.
Moto: '0000 Custom Turbo Cross (with jet kit).
Posts: 6,481
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Knowing how to lay a bike down is an actual skill, it's just not one that you possess. Now if you'll excuse me, I have to go out to my garage, and find the asshole who's been parking his no brakes Harley in there, and lying about my age at the bar. JC
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token jewboy
Join Date: Nov 2008
Moto: CBR 900, KLR ugly ass duckling, Gas Man
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This is generaly how I imagine myself laying down my bike on purpose, well, minus the 2nd guy, and I finish taking out the 1st guy quicker and rescue the chick and have plenty of time to escape
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IAXjgTlstHs This is pretty much another good way to do it, fighting terroistas and rescuing american hostages. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pTPjWrDmsZ0
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Join Date: Dec 2008
Location: NC
Moto: 2009 GSXR 1300
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Well according to my wife, the insurance co. is going to total my father in law's bike
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Join Date: Nov 2008
Location: Anaheim, CA
Moto: 2009 Kawi ZX6R
Posts: 5,570
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Laying a bike down is retarded unless you are trying to go under a semi.
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slide under the semi, stfu already, thread suckage |
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