Porn Stars are getting lazy

derf · 08-25-2011, 10:18 PM

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http://jennileeonline.com/quite-the-spot/

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I’ve gotten myself into a bit of a spot. I’ve always left myself with a very thin, if any, buffer for error. I’ve also come a long way. It’s pretty amazing how one’s progress can digress. ANYWAY- fun stuff. I could use your help to get back onto my pretty little high heeled feet. Send ideas (please keep in mind I have NO capitol to work with- I have no vehicle (I’ve really done it this time, right???) and pending electricity and phone cut offs.) I eagerly await your ideas, suggestions and any other help you offer. If you’d like to donate monetarily, you can do so by depositing in person to any Chase Bank to the account number 845255983- Name of course Stephanie Sadorra. Feel free to send requests with your donations- I’ll do what I can. (whew!) Wish me luck!
-JL

Can't even do what everyone else has done in the past and get a job or turn to credit cards/parents/prostitution/personal loan

Tmall · 08-25-2011, 10:39 PM

They do it because it works. They throw out a sob story and a bunch of neckbeard basement dwellers send them all kinds of cash in hopes of someday fucking something other than their mattress.

EpyonXero · 08-25-2011, 10:53 PM

The best thing about being a hot chick is that no matter what you do there will always be someone willing to bail you out.

Riceaholic · 08-26-2011, 01:18 AM

I'd give her money to mow my lawn....

Dave · 08-26-2011, 02:23 AM

i cant stand neckbeard white knighting faggots

TYEster · 08-26-2011, 09:17 AM

I guess her "entourage" can't help her out.

Kaneman · 08-26-2011, 07:25 PM

You'd have to be crazy to get an 8-5 with a body and face like that. Take advantage of the gifts you're given while you can!!

Captain Morgan · 08-27-2011, 09:11 PM

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Originally Posted by Kaneman

You'd have to be crazy to get an 8-5 with a body and face like that. Take advantage of the gifts you're given while you can!!

If you had a daughter, would you teach her that?

fasternyou929 · 08-29-2011, 05:43 PM

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Originally Posted by Captain Morgan

If you had a daughter, would you teach her that?

Have you seen Kaneman? If he has a daughter, she better have a good personality.

Rangerscott · 08-29-2011, 11:38 PM

So taking it up the ass just doesn't pay like it used to? Better start taking it up that 3rd orifice right behind the knee.

08-25-2011, 10:53 PM	#3
EpyonXero AMA Supersport Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Redneck Riviera, FL Moto: 2003 VFR800f6 Posts: 2,531	The best thing about being a hot chick is that no matter what you do there will always be someone willing to bail you out. __________________

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Dave Chaotic Neutral Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Cherry Hill NJ Moto: GV1200 Madura, Hawk gt Posts: 13,992	i cant stand neckbeard white knighting faggots __________________ TWF Post whore #6

08-26-2011, 07:25 PM	#7
Kaneman AMA Supersport Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Odessa, TX Moto: 2000 Honda CBR1100XX Blackbird Posts: 4,931	You'd have to be crazy to get an 8-5 with a body and face like that. Take advantage of the gifts you're given while you can!! __________________ 1982 Honda XR80 - blown motor, 1993 Kawasaki ZX6D - sold, 2001 Suzuki Bandit 1200S - sold, 1984 Honda Magna - sold, 2001 Kawasaki ZRX1200R - blown motor, 2007 Suzuki DL1000 V-Strom - totalled, 2003 Yamaha FZ1 - sold, 1994 Honda Magna - sold, 2001 Honda CBR600F4i - sold, 1998 Suzuki DR350 - stolen, 1989 Honda Super Magna - sold, 2007 Yamaha Stratoliner, 2000 Honda CBR 1100XX Blackbird

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08-25-2011, 10:39 PM	#2
Tmall Aspiring Rapper Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Halifax, NS Moto: '12 CB1000R Posts: 3,569	They do it because it works. They throw out a sob story and a bunch of neckbeard basement dwellers send them all kinds of cash in hopes of someday fucking something other than their mattress.

08-26-2011, 01:18 AM	#4
Riceaholic High Life Drinker Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Tampa Bay Moto: 01 GSXR 1000 - Yamaha Zuma 125 Posts: 961	I'd give her money to mow my lawn....

08-26-2011, 09:17 AM	#6
TYEster With MORE TYEstosterone Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: TX Moto: '12 KX450F / 08 YZ250F #512 / 07 KX65 #1 Posts: 1,429	I guess her "entourage" can't help her out.

08-29-2011, 11:38 PM	#10
Rangerscott Viff6N Mutated Warrior Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: Texas Moto: '01 Honda VFR 800 & '09 ER-6N Posts: 8,704	So taking it up the ass just doesn't pay like it used to? Better start taking it up that 3rd orifice right behind the knee.