4500 dollar necklace

[t-homo]

Originally Posted by tommymac

sadly its not, I did have a working girl in a few weeks ago who got ghonorrhea in her throat from givin oral.

Tom

That is insane.

[Tsunami]

Originally Posted by tommymac

just when you thought you have seen it all something else comes along. Best part is this stuff is so off the wall you cant make it up. So far at work I am up for some of the best stories, theses guys were just idiots, but the hooker with ghonorrhea and the jerk chicken story are instant classics at work.

Tom

What are the symptoms of having ghonorrhea in your throat?

And what is the jerk chicken story?

[tommymac]

Originally Posted by Tsunami

What are the symptoms of having ghonorrhea in your throat?

And what is the jerk chicken story?

strep throat you usualy have a white exudate in the back of your throat with GC its a greenish yellow.

I thought I told you guys the jerk chicken story? Anywya guy comes in with a case of drippy dick and says his babies mamma was giving him oral last week and she ate some jerk chicken before she did and that was causing the burning when he pees

Guess it was a good thing she didnt go to croxleys for 10 cent wings it may have spontaneously combusted

Tom

[Sixxxxer]

I forget is Ghonorrea Curable???

You did tell the Jerk Chicken Story...Shit is Insta Classic!!

[Tsunami]

Originally Posted by tommymac

strep throat you usualy have a white exudate in the back of your throat with GC its a greenish yellow.

I thought I told you guys the jerk chicken story? Anywya guy comes in with a case of drippy dick and says his babies mamma was giving him oral last week and she ate some jerk chicken before she did and that was causing the burning when he pees

Guess it was a good thing she didnt go to croxleys for 10 cent wings it may have spontaneously combusted

Tom

EWWWW and LOL! Did the jerk sauce give him and infection?

[Sixxxxer]

Lol...No It was obviusly something else he just wanted to beilive it was the Chicken

[tommymac]

Originally Posted by Sixxxxer

I forget is Ghonorrea Curable???

You did tell the Jerk Chicken Story...Shit is Insta Classic!!

yes its easily trated with a one time dose of antibiotics. I would have to look in the sanford guide (the bible for antibiotic therapy) for the treatment in the throat.

I also told the shrimp in the but story too right? I am starting to get on a roll. Sadly no good stuff last night though.

Tom

[rogue]

Originally Posted by tommymac

I thought I told you guys the jerk chicken story? Anywya guy comes in with a case of drippy dick and says his babies mamma was giving him oral last week and she ate some jerk chicken before she did and that was causing the burning when he pees

Guess it was a good thing she didnt go to croxleys for 10 cent wings it may have spontaneously combusted

Tom

You told us about that!

[tommymac]

Originally Posted by Sixxxxer

Lol...No It was obviusly something else he just wanted to beilive it was the Chicken

Thank you, the stupidity/ignorance of some of th epeople i see never ceases to amaze me sometimes. But it keeps you guys entertained.

Tom

[Sixxxxer]

Originally Posted by tommymac

yes its easily trated with a one time dose of antibiotics. I would have to look in the sanford guide (the bible for antibiotic therapy) for the treatment in the throat.

I also told the shrimp in the but story too right? I am starting to get on a roll. Sadly no good stuff last night though.

Tom

Shrimp in Butt is a Negative...But I have one Better...The Fiancee came home from work to inform me that two people came into the ER at her Hospital...One had a WHOLE TUBE OF TOOTHPASTE Up his Ass...The Other had a Vegetable...Cant fucking think of the Name...Looks like a penis has a long shaft and a bigger bottom?? Its a Vegetable...Anyway that was also up someone sass halfway in and Stuck.

EDIT Nvm it was a Butternut Squash!!!!