Vasectomy. - Page 20

pauldun170 · 06-16-2009, 01:48 PM

200th post FTW!!!

Tmall · 06-16-2009, 01:51 PM

Hey triple,

How many times have you been married?

How many time did you accidentally have a baby?

Knowing the answers to both of those already.. I would say triple may not be in a healthy relationship, but he's doing a lot better than the people trying to convince him of what he should be doing.

Trip · 06-16-2009, 01:56 PM

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Originally Posted by Tmall

Hey triple,

How many times have you been married?

How many time did you accidentally have a baby?

Knowing the answers to both of those already.. I would say triple may not be in a healthy relationship, but he's doing a lot better than the people trying to convince him of what he should be doing.

oh shit, this should be good, someone make some popcorn and we will get AMJ to turn it into enough for everyone.

Archren · 06-16-2009, 01:57 PM

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Originally Posted by Tmall

Hey triple,

How many times have you been married?

How many time did you accidentally have a baby?

Knowing the answers to both of those already.. I would say triple may not be in a healthy relationship, but he's doing a lot better than the people trying to convince him of what he should be doing.

Right, sorry, forgot y'all are perfect, infallible humans who always make the right choices the first time around.

Particle Man · 06-16-2009, 01:59 PM

If you're not gonna discuss it with her like someone in a marriage should, I'm sure there will be several volunteers here that will kick you in the nuts hard enough to make the vasectomy unnecessary.

Trip · 06-16-2009, 02:07 PM

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Originally Posted by Particle Man

If you're not gonna discuss it with her like someone in a marriage should, I'm sure there will be several volunteers here that will kick you in the nuts hard enough to make the vasectomy unnecessary.

Apparently he isn't allowed stupid decisions and poor choices, while others are alotted such mistakes as "learning" experiences.

Tmall · 06-16-2009, 02:15 PM

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Originally Posted by Trip

Apparently he isn't allowed stupid decisions and poor choices, while others are alotted such mistakes as "learning" experiences.

With some of the stories and excuses I've read from this lot over the years, half of them should be phd'ed in "experience".

Yet, its a learning experience or a mistake when they do it. And if you were to bring any of it up right now, you'd be called an insensitive immature prick/pussy..

unknownroad · 06-16-2009, 02:18 PM

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Originally Posted by Triple

Divorce isn't really an option for either of us right now. It would turn our lives upside down

Dude, I've never gotten the impression that your life was right-side up to begin with

Your relationship posts are like a slow-motion Jerry Springer marathon.

It's time to fake your own death. Find some backwater town that doesn't have their birth and death certificates in the same database yet, grab a name off a tombstone, and start fresh. And then get fixed BEFORE you start huntin' poon again.

the chi · 06-16-2009, 02:20 PM

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Originally Posted by Triple

I would have to buy her out of the house, she wouldn't just sign it over to me after contributing to the mortgage herself these past two years. I can't afford to do that.

I may make it sound like I want out of the relationship, but that isn't necessarily the case. All of the things I love about her are what convinced me to go through with the marriage. Having kids is going too far, however.

In her defense, she knows we aren't ready right now. She wants a kid in two to three years. I'm met with anger and tears when I remind her that I never want children, so now when she starts in with the "when-we-have-a-baby-this, when-we-have-a-baby-that," I just reply, "we have dogs."

Ah I see...you know, if she married you knowing you wont have kids, she may just change her mind again...women do that!

I wish you luck man! I prefer the dogs, cats and ferrets approach myself...

pauldun170 · 06-16-2009, 02:20 PM

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Originally Posted by Triple

I would have to buy her out of the house, she wouldn't just sign it over to me after contributing to the mortgage herself these past two years. I can't afford to do that.

I may make it sound like I want out of the relationship, but that isn't necessarily the case. All of the things I love about her are what convinced me to go through with the marriage. Having kids is going too far, however.

In her defense, she knows we aren't ready right now. She wants a kid in two to three years. I'm met with anger and tears when I remind her that I never want children, so now when she starts in with the "when-we-have-a-baby-this, when-we-have-a-baby-that," I just reply, "we have dogs."

So...
What your saying is that you will be having children?

vasectomy = divorce and you say you do not want divorce.

She knows YOU are not ready and is hoping you will come\cum around.

Since you are scared of divorce I vote "baby girl".

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06-16-2009, 01:51 PM	#192
Tmall Aspiring Rapper Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Halifax, NS Moto: '12 CB1000R Posts: 3,569	Hey triple, How many times have you been married? How many time did you accidentally have a baby? Knowing the answers to both of those already.. I would say triple may not be in a healthy relationship, but he's doing a lot better than the people trying to convince him of what he should be doing.