My cats must die

[Dave]

Originally Posted by Rogue

I'm sure she did since she filled my crashed computer full of lolcats kitteh porn.

That little asshole wakes me up constantly in the middle of my sleep time. Always laying on my head and he meows and purrs LOUD! He reaches my shoulder with his paws and digs into it. He's damn lucky all I've done is cuss him and push him on the floor, when I really want to watch him bounce off the wall. I can't stand being messed with when I'm trying to sleep.

In the meantime when I complain to Mini-Me, she sends me little messages online to "luv teh kitteh!" Next time she goes to her dad's she can take the little shit with her.

Now that I'm up I'm trying to stay awake so I can get some stuff done a little early and hopefully be able to get some sort of sleep before work tonight.

you gotta establish dominance. Roll him on his back and stare him down, lightly pop him on the nose, gently sit on him and or bite him. Im not advocating hurting the cat, just using derivatives of natural cat social behaviours to get the point across.

[njchopper87]

I love cats. I used to own one. I think all their habits are funny, the only thing that annoyed me was when I shut my door to go to sleep she would sit out there and meow until I let her in. My sister always caved before I did though, so even that was tollerable. She was an outdoorsy type too.. always used to hunt with the neighborhood cats.

[Angee]

Cats are good...









Taste like chicken!






I have a demon-cat...don't give her a treat within an hour of getting home and her head starts spinning and spewing peas...

[Smittie61984]

Originally Posted by Ninjakel

smittie, is that a border collie???

Yep. The Border Collie is the most perfect dog ever created. I take him wherever I can. I'll have him kayaking this spring.

[Smittie61984]

Originally Posted by askmrjesus

This attitude is often adopted by people who are not as smart as cats, which, considering the size of a cat's head, is saying something.

You must hate gerbils.

[tommymac]

Originally Posted by Smittie61984

You must hate gerbils.

Esp when they get stuck in his butt

Tom

[Particle Man]

Originally Posted by askmrjesus

This attitude is often adopted by people who are not as smart as cats, which, considering the size of a cat's head, is saying something.

Of course, if you are the kind of person that is fascinated by repeatedly throwing sticks and rubber balls for the sole purpose of having them returned to you covered in dog slobber, it's understandable that you are not as smart as a cat.

JC

[askmrjesus]

Originally Posted by tommymac

Esp when they get stuck in his butt

Tom

Watch it snake boy.

You might get a "used" gerbil in your beer...

JC

[fatbuckRTO]

Originally Posted by askmrjesus

This attitude is often adopted by people who are not as smart as cats, which, considering the size of a cat's head, is saying something.

Of course, if you are the kind of person that is fascinated by repeatedly throwing sticks and rubber balls for the sole purpose of having them returned to you covered in dog slobber, it's understandable that you are not as smart as a cat.

JC

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[BobTheBiker]

Originally Posted by Dave

you gotta establish dominance. Roll him on his back and stare him down, lightly pop him on the nose, gently sit on him and or bite him. Im not advocating hurting the cat, just using derivatives of natural cat social behaviours to get the point across.

Yup. works the same with dogs, and wolves. I use similar techniques to assert my dominance over mine. he knows he's not in charge, unfortunately my mom doesnt understand the concept of asserting her dominance over him, so he doesnt respect her position in the household. he KNOWS that if I say no, it means NO.