05-07-2009, 09:28 AM | #31 |
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place suction cup dildos on all his windows.
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05-07-2009, 09:32 AM | #32 |
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Take a baseball bat and go to town on the car.
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05-07-2009, 10:42 AM | #33 |
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I did this to a friend after he started dating a prude. I put it on the passenger door, knowing he wouldn't know it was there until SHE saw it. REALLY funny. But, kind of expensive
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05-07-2009, 11:00 AM | #34 |
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He's got a convertible? you have to do the fill with peanuts thing.
this one is not a car prank but when my boss went on vacation I hid his desk chair and replaced it with an old used toilet I found in a dumpster at work. |
05-07-2009, 12:27 PM | #35 |
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run a hose from the exhaust to the driver side window! hilarity will ensue!
1 foot thick red ribbon up the roof, gigantic red bowtie on top. ASS PRINT every window. this is great and hard to get off. you can get more creative with tit and man-junk prints . right after he gets to work, cover it in bird food and see how many animals come and shit on it. go buy a halibut, wrap it in newspaper and then hide it in the back seat somewhere good. put a family of ducks in it. |
05-07-2009, 12:59 PM | #36 | |
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We always used a knotted rope... Hook the fuel pump to the blinker relay... put dawn in thier wiper fluid vasoline under the door handles "in my best Eddie Murphy voice" - banana in the tailpipe |
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05-07-2009, 06:03 PM | #37 |
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Run a jumper in the fuse box from the brake light to the horn. Funniest shit ever.
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05-07-2009, 06:04 PM | #38 | |
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I like it
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05-07-2009, 06:13 PM | #39 |
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05-08-2009, 02:06 AM | #40 |
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