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New York 42 63.64%
Houston 3 4.55%
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Old 04-18-2011, 12:46 PM   #41
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Maybe Detroit, IL.

"Hey guys, why can't YOU make something like this?"
We can't make it because we're in the wrong state?

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Old 04-18-2011, 12:59 PM   #42
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Old 04-18-2011, 02:19 PM   #43
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Ever walk into a police station, past the front desk into the offices and start going through filing cabinets?

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I wouldn't imagine one would..
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Old 04-18-2011, 02:44 PM   #44
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We can't make it because we're in the wrong state?

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Lack of capitalization duly noted
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Old 04-18-2011, 02:47 PM   #45
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I wouldn't imagine one would..
If you look the part and act the business...you can go where you please.
30's to late 40's male
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Annoyed..rushed look on your face

Keys to the kingdom.

I haven't done it because I stand out. Friend of mine has done it.

He was with his buddy (who is a cop) and his buddy left something in the office so he sent him in to go get it.
Not one person questioned him. If anyone looked at him he just said "Whats up bro" and kept on walking.
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Old 04-18-2011, 03:00 PM   #46
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If you look the part and act the business...you can go where you please.
30's to late 40's male
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Keys to the kingdom.

I haven't done it because I stand out. Friend of mine has done it.
A clip board and the words, "I'm from accounting".

Unless you're actually IN accounting, in which case you should be from maintenance.

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Old 04-18-2011, 03:11 PM   #47
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I always found that the clip from a security badge, with the attachment loop flipped back into the pocket as if you're above being bothered, worked a treat.
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Old 04-18-2011, 05:17 PM   #48
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A clip board and the words, "I'm from accounting".

Unless you're actually IN accounting, in which case you should be from maintenance.

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A clip board is an all access pass in many places...
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Old 04-18-2011, 05:27 PM   #49
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