Annoying Co-workers. - Page 6

Rider · 12-15-2008, 12:18 PM

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Originally Posted by tommymac

So I guess zapping a sleeping coworker with adefibrilator would be bad

Tom

I used to work at a place that made defibrillators. That shit's not even funny. Aside from =the fact that you could very easily kill someone, if you don't use the conductive gel, you'll burn the shit out of their skin.

tommymac · 12-15-2008, 12:48 PM

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Originally Posted by Rider

I used to work at a place that made defibrillators. That shit's not even funny. Aside from =the fact that you could very easily kill someone, if you don't use the conductive gel, you'll burn the shit out of their skin.

Ok I will go back to sedating them and dermabonding them to objects then

tom

jgalt · 12-15-2008, 02:09 PM

The amperage is extremely low. There was no chance of death or dismemberment! It is uncomfortable. GET OVER IT!

Rider · 12-15-2008, 02:13 PM

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Originally Posted by tommymac

Ok I will go back to sedating them and dermabonding them to objects then

tom

Trip · 12-15-2008, 02:16 PM

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Originally Posted by jgalt

The amperage is extremely low. There was no chance of death or dismemberment! It is uncomfortable. GET OVER IT!

Or we can just send this thread to your boss.

smileyman · 12-15-2008, 03:21 PM

My ex-Bosses wife got killed plugging in a lamp. 110, had her finger in the way, shock, heart attack, DEAD.

Pranks are cool unless they kill you. What would you have done if the bible thumping prick had passed on? How would you feel?

Had a visit with my good neighbor on the 4th of July. He and some college friends were gonna party, they invited me. While conversing my 3 year old was staring lovingly at a GSXR1000 (I know squid!) and one of the college boys pulls into the driveway with his girl and flings about 20 lit firecrackers at us "dudes" not seeing the 3 year old...

My kid handled it. The guy felt like shit. Had he hit him with the firecrackers and it hurt my son, he woulda ate shit. Who's the prank on now?

Gas Man · 12-15-2008, 03:39 PM

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Originally Posted by Trip

Or we can just send this thread to your boss.

That would be major OWNAGE

Ninjakel · 12-15-2008, 03:41 PM

That would be major dickishness.

Lamnidae · 12-15-2008, 05:39 PM

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Originally Posted by Gas Man

That would be major OWNAGE

..... could be arranged.

Ninjakel · 12-15-2008, 05:44 PM

why would you fuck with someone's livlihood like that?? Its only the internet, Francis. Geesh.

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Ninjakel Post whorette Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: South Florida Moto: 2006 GSXR 600- Posts: 3,992	why would you fuck with someone's livlihood like that?? Its only the internet, Francis. Geesh. __________________ I'm gonna punch you in the ovary, that's what I'm gonna do. A straight shot. Right to the babymaker. --Ron Burgundy-- Anchorman

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12-15-2008, 02:09 PM	#53
jgalt Canyon Carver Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 370	The amperage is extremely low. There was no chance of death or dismemberment! It is uncomfortable. GET OVER IT!