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Old 07-21-2008, 06:09 PM   #71
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and i know of a certain rebel that she wants too...
I am looking for an old 250 right now, I am contemplating selling the fiddy for it. I don't think I will be using the fiddy as much as I did and I want to get rid of it before I blow the engine.
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Old 07-21-2008, 06:18 PM   #72
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you are just far enough away to be too far for easy trips. Bastard. See if you were like in Chattanooga, it wouldn't be so bad.



choosing between a beach and sliding down rocks in a creek is tough
hmmm, i think your right...altho it was less of an experience of sliding than being repeatedly body slammed and stabbed with sharp objects...

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My experience is that woman are better natural shots then men. I have no idea why but I have seen it time and time again rifle handgun what ever. BTW My wifes favorite weapon is the MP5. Prior to meeting me, she had never fired a hand gun. When I Took to the machine gun range she was terrified. She described the experience as "alarmingly therapeutic"
Actually, that sounds like a PERFECT description. We ladies harbor an amazingly violent side underneath the calm exterior, and while we may look cute and innocent...if you onllllllyyy knew....
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Old 07-21-2008, 06:27 PM   #73
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hmmm, i think your right...altho it was less of an experience of sliding than being repeatedly body slammed and stabbed with sharp objects...



Actually, that sounds like a PERFECT description. We ladies harbor an amazingly violent side underneath the calm exterior, and while we may look cute and innocent...if you onllllllyyy knew....
oh i know... might i remind you, PychoChild. it is not false advertising

but i love her for it, who wants normal, crazy has nothing on that girl
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Old 07-21-2008, 08:46 PM   #74
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You can't tell me you didn't get proper instructions...you were hitting dead bullseye by the end of the day!

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hey give us girls some credit!! We can shoot...we just need proper instruction startin out...and men are notorious for failure to do so...

as for poor A, i dont even wanna think about that, cuz with my luck she'd have missed Trip and hit me!!

Showed my mom the pic where it looks like Im fixing to get hit...she didnt find it as funny as we did.
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Old 07-22-2008, 12:55 AM   #75
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i just passed my hunter safety today. So now I can legally shot and kill stuff. Cutty just hopes its not him when we got deer hunting..........
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Old 07-22-2008, 09:30 AM   #76
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which can also be remedied...it all depends on what she's comfortable with...
Oh yeah for sure!
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Old 07-22-2008, 12:38 PM   #77
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You can't tell me you didn't get proper instructions...you were hitting dead bullseye by the end of the day!
cuz I already knew how to shoot a gun...

so are romantic ideas played out?
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Old 07-23-2008, 02:19 AM   #78
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One of my favorite dates was spent mudding a garage.

That was a date?

Oh man now I have a boner
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Old 07-23-2008, 02:37 AM   #79
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cuz I already knew how to shoot a gun...

so are romantic ideas played out?
I think that's going to be on of my next dates. Something tells me that popping off a hundred rounds at the range will make a chick horny.
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Old 07-23-2008, 06:54 AM   #80
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cuz I already knew how to shoot a gun...

so are romantic ideas played out?
romantic dates aren't played out. You just can't expect them or they aren't really romantic anymore. Romantic dates are pretty much the dates that a woman feels she is the center of the man's attention, or that the reason he's doing this is for her.
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