(co-worker) So who rides the Vespa?

'73 H1 Triple · 03-18-2011, 08:10 PM

The new machinist Karl pointed out to the parking lot and asked "Who rides the Vespa?" ( it's actually a Yahama Zuma )

I said it's the truck driver Gary's scooter.

Karl:

No F***ing way

HTF does it haul his fat ass around? ( Gary weighs an easy 270 lbs, I feel sorry for his 50cc scooter )

I've been laughing all day thinking about this.

zlicius · 03-19-2011, 01:05 AM

pics of said dude riding the scoot or ban!

Particle Man · 03-19-2011, 10:04 AM

'73 H1 Triple · 03-19-2011, 12:24 PM

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Originally Posted by zlicius

pics of said dude riding the scoot or ban!

I'll see what I can do. If I'm lucky, I can get his " two feet sticking out" while stopping technique.

Kaneman · 03-19-2011, 12:37 PM

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Originally Posted by '73 H1 Triple

I'll see what I can do. If I'm lucky, I can get his " two feet sticking out" while stopping technique.

Subscribed.

Captain Morgan · 03-19-2011, 12:56 PM

If a guy around here is riding a scooter, there's a high possibility he's lost his license because of a DUI.

Apoc · 03-19-2011, 04:15 PM

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Originally Posted by Captain Morgan

If a guy around here is riding a scooter, there's a high possibility he's lost his license because of a DUI.

Here, if you get a dui, you cant drive any motorized vehicle, period. ATV, dirtbike, scooter or otherwise.

'73 H1 Triple · 03-19-2011, 04:24 PM

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Originally Posted by Apoc

Here, if you get a dui, you cant drive any motorized vehicle, period. ATV, dirtbike, scooter or otherwise.

I think what Captain Morgan was inferring is that the folks that lost their driver's license try to slip under the radar by riding scooters.

It's illegal here too to drive/ride any motor powered vehicle on the road without a license.

Particle Man · 03-19-2011, 04:32 PM

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Originally Posted by Captain Morgan

If a guy around here is riding a scooter, there's a high possibility he's lost his license because of a DUI.

There's a dude around here that rides a lawn mower around for that reason...

Captain Morgan · 03-19-2011, 06:24 PM

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Originally Posted by '73 H1 Triple

I think what Captain Morgan was inferring is that the folks that lost their driver's license try to slip under the radar by riding scooters.

It's illegal here too to drive/ride any motor powered vehicle on the road without a license.

It's not illegal here to operate a scooter without a license. The only requirement for riding a scooter is that you have to be at least 14. No license required. Which is why all the guys with dui's here ride scooters or mopeds.

03-18-2011, 08:10 PM	#1
'73 H1 Triple restorer of the original Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Zionsville,PA Moto: '93 ZR1100 &'73 Kawasaki H1 500 Posts: 1,331	(co-worker) So who rides the Vespa? The new machinist Karl pointed out to the parking lot and asked "Who rides the Vespa?" ( it's actually a Yahama Zuma ) I said it's the truck driver Gary's scooter. Karl: No F***ing way HTF does it haul his fat ass around? ( Gary weighs an easy 270 lbs, I feel sorry for his 50cc scooter ) I've been laughing all day thinking about this.

03-19-2011, 10:04 AM	#3
Particle Man Custom User Title Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Central NY Moto: 2003 SV650S Posts: 14,959	__________________ I'm not "fat." I'm "Enlarged to show texture." Handle every stressful situation like a DOG: If you can't eat it or hump it, pi$$ on it & walk away.

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03-19-2011, 01:05 AM	#2
zlicius Kneedragger Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Houston Moto: Gladius Posts: 179	pics of said dude riding the scoot or ban!

03-19-2011, 12:56 PM	#6
Captain Morgan Let's do another U-turn Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Indiana Moto: 2009 V-Strom Posts: 3,816	If a guy around here is riding a scooter, there's a high possibility he's lost his license because of a DUI.