Maybe I should sell my re-virginity?

CrazyKell · 01-15-2009, 02:28 PM

Yesterday I was laid off.

How many months does it take to be a virgin again? Maybe I can work on that and sell that off.

I'm about 20 hours short for collecting EI benefits so my boss is trying to work something out so I can qualify. That will at least give me some breathing room.

Oh and a company is doing a background check on me right now for possible employment but they just contacted me to say there are discrepancies and they need more information. What kind of discrepancies could have occurred?

Obviously I gave them all truthful information.

fnfalman · 01-15-2009, 02:31 PM

I'll pay $300 for a lay: a bit of blow job, some missionary, some doggie style and finish it off with cowgirl. Nothing too fancy.

I'll triple that price if you let me bring in a live chicken.

2up · 01-15-2009, 02:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CrazyKell

Yesterday I was laid off.

How many months does it take to be a virgin again? Maybe I can work on that and sell that off.

I'm about 20 hours short for collecting EI benefits so my boss is trying to work something out so I can qualify. That will at least give me some breathing room.

Oh and a company is doing a background check on me right now for possible employment but they just contacted me to say there are discrepancies and they need more information. What kind of discrepancies could have occurred?

Obviously I gave them all truthful information.

Oh, lame, I'm sorry to hear that.

As for discrepencies, I had that happen before on a background check, even though I'd been truthful. Came to find out that the professional school I'd attended (college, but not a university) had a name change at some point, so the company I was trying to hire on with couldn't find out info about it at first.

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ericr · 01-15-2009, 02:53 PM

Damn Kell, that sucks! I hope you get something quick! (besides fnfalman

)

xx CURVE xx · 01-15-2009, 02:58 PM

dibs on corn hole

fnfalman · 01-15-2009, 03:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ericr

I hope you get something quick! (besides fnfalman

)

Hey, I'm not that quick! I'm good for at least one minute.

OneSickPsycho · 01-15-2009, 03:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CrazyKell

Yesterday I was laid off.

How many months does it take to be a virgin again? Maybe I can work on that and sell that off.

I'm about 20 hours short for collecting EI benefits so my boss is trying to work something out so I can qualify. That will at least give me some breathing room.

Oh and a company is doing a background check on me right now for possible employment but they just contacted me to say there are discrepancies and they need more information. What kind of discrepancies could have occurred?

Obviously I gave them all truthful information.

Discrepancies happen on background checks... Sometimes they are mistakes... Other times there's someone with a name close enough to yours to fuck up their system... Usually they need your DoB to clear it up. I wouldn't sweat it.

Quote:

Originally Posted by fnfalman

I'll pay $300 for a lay: a bit of blow job, some missionary, some doggie style and finish it off with cowgirl. Nothing too fancy.

I'll triple that price if you let me bring in a live chicken.

smileyman · 01-15-2009, 04:09 PM

Come live in Arkansas, thats where the rest of the unemployed are! I tell you what, bring the 636 and stay with me. You can do my post whoring for me and I will comp you hourly...

Katherine · 01-15-2009, 04:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by fnfalman

finish it off with cowgirl. Nothing too fancy.

What's a cowgirl?

smileyman · 01-15-2009, 04:24 PM

Girl on top facing backwards. Lariat and spurs optional...

01-15-2009, 02:28 PM	#1
CrazyKell Vrooom Join Date: Nov 2008 Moto: 06 ZX6R Posts: 4,427	Maybe I should sell my re-virginity? Yesterday I was laid off. How many months does it take to be a virgin again? Maybe I can work on that and sell that off. I'm about 20 hours short for collecting EI benefits so my boss is trying to work something out so I can qualify. That will at least give me some breathing room. Oh and a company is doing a background check on me right now for possible employment but they just contacted me to say there are discrepancies and they need more information. What kind of discrepancies could have occurred? Obviously I gave them all truthful information.

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fnfalman Europhile Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: SoCal Moto: Aprilia RS125, Aprilia SR50 Factory, Aprilia Tuono, BMW Rockster, KTM 990 Adventure Posts: 1,875	I'll pay $300 for a lay: a bit of blow job, some missionary, some doggie style and finish it off with cowgirl. Nothing too fancy. I'll triple that price if you let me bring in a live chicken. __________________ *Cogito Ergo Vroom - I think therefore I ride*

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smileyman White Trash Hero Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: NW Arkansas Moto: Buell 1125R Porco Rosso Edition Posts: 4,895	Come live in Arkansas, thats where the rest of the unemployed are! I tell you what, bring the 636 and stay with me. You can do my post whoring for me and I will comp you hourly... __________________ Arkriders.com To be the best you must first be willing to risk the worst!

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smileyman White Trash Hero Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: NW Arkansas Moto: Buell 1125R Porco Rosso Edition Posts: 4,895	Girl on top facing backwards. Lariat and spurs optional... __________________ Arkriders.com To be the best you must first be willing to risk the worst!

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