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Old 04-21-2009, 02:36 PM   #1
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Old 04-21-2009, 02:41 PM   #2
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We don't have a Ben & Jerry's!!!!!
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Old 04-21-2009, 02:41 PM   #3
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Not a big ice cream fan - now if it was a free cold frosty beer then I'd be interested...
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Not a big ice cream fan - now if it was a free cold frosty beer then I'd be interested...
so im leaving my work yesterday and taking the elevator from the top floor. Door opens and i mistakenly start walking out cause i think im on ground. Wel its not its the 4th and i walk right into this cute ass little asian girl. We both apologise and i say its been a long day and she produces a six pack out of nowhere and asks if i want a beer! I naturally took one.
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so im leaving my work yesterday and taking the elevator from the top floor. Door opens and i mistakenly start walking out cause i think im on ground. Wel its not its the 4th and i walk right into this cute ass little asian girl. We both apologise and i say its been a long day and she produces a six pack out of nowhere and asks if i want a beer! I naturally took one.
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so im leaving my work yesterday and taking the elevator from the top floor. Door opens and i mistakenly start walking out cause i think im on ground. Wel its not its the 4th and i walk right into this cute ass little asian girl. We both apologise and i say its been a long day and she produces a six pack out of nowhere and asks if i want a beer! I naturally took one.
then she took off your pants and sucked your cock...you lying bastard
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so im leaving my work yesterday and taking the elevator from the top floor. Door opens and i mistakenly start walking out cause i think im on ground. Wel its not its the 4th and i walk right into this cute ass little asian girl. We both apologise and i say its been a long day and she produces a six pack out of nowhere and asks if i want a beer! I naturally took one.
now thats a good day, also the start of a good porno movie! is the ending of the story going to be posted in the dark alley?
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now thats a good day, also the start of a good porno movie! is the ending of the story going to be posted in the dark alley?
nope. End of the story is i thanked her for the beer and went home with it tucked safely in my hoody. Cute as she was she wasnt worth having my balls removed which my girl would most definately do if i brought another girl home good beer though. Magic hat double ipa
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nope. End of the story is i thanked her for the beer and went home with it tucked safely in my hoody. Cute as she was she wasnt worth having my balls removed which my girl would most definately do if i brought another girl home good beer though. Magic hat double ipa
looks like its time to find another girl
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