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Old 12-29-2008, 03:36 PM   #1
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A female New York reporter travelling through Arkansas decided to interview an old Hillbilly for a human interest story. She asked him what he did for fun. He said "Well, one time the neighbor’s pig got lost, so we formed a posse, found the pig then we all took turns f…ing it, and then we went home."

Well this really surprised the reporter, so she thought she'd rephrase the question and asked him what he did for excitement. The old Hillbilly replied, "Well, one time the neighbor’s daughter got lost, so we formed a posse, found the girl, then we all took turns f…ing her, and then we went home."

The reporter thought this wasn't going well, so she decided to change her tactic, and she asked the old Hillbilly, "What makes you sad?" Well the old Hillbilly looked at the ground, kicked the dirt a couple times and said, "Well, one time I got lost."
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"cracks" you up?? Are you a master of the double entendre too?
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"cracks" you up?? Are you a master of the double entendre too?
Pretty much. See the dirty minds quote in my sig.
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