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04-28-2009, 11:50 AM
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Spiker bike
Join Date: Feb 2009
Location: KCK
Moto: KZ750
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You screwed up by getting married.
No marriage means your woman has no birthdays, there's no anniversaries, holidays or any special days. Think how much money you would have saved by just living together. 
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04-28-2009, 11:51 AM
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Moto GP Star
Join Date: Nov 2008
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04-28-2009, 11:57 AM
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Spiker bike
Join Date: Feb 2009
Location: KCK
Moto: KZ750
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This is turning bad, I'm gonna shut up now. 
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04-28-2009, 11:55 AM
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now available w/o fish
Join Date: Nov 2008
Location: in a holler
Moto: DR650, Morini, 1/2 M900ie
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send a really tacky "birthday dancing cowboy gram" to her workplace and she'll never want you to get her something else....
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04-28-2009, 01:16 PM
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Wanting to Go Back!!!!
Join Date: Nov 2008
Location: North Louisiana
Moto: A Twin
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Damn. My one chance to finally meet my favorite PA and he's gonna be dead before the rally.
 Before she kills you, send me all your beer! 
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04-28-2009, 11:57 AM
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Join Date: Nov 2008
Location: Central NY
Moto: 2003 SV650S
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Dude, you are so screwed
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Hold mah beer!
Join Date: Feb 2008
Location: 80 Miles South of Moto Heaven
Moto: 08 R1200GS
Posts: 23,268
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I got married right after my wife's birthday, so if I forget the birthday. I can try to make it up with the anny. If I miss both, I'm fucked.
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Wanting to Go Back!!!!
Join Date: Nov 2008
Location: North Louisiana
Moto: A Twin
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04-28-2009, 02:08 PM
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Join Date: Nov 2008
Location: Central NY
Moto: 2003 SV650S
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Alleged Puppy Pimper
Join Date: Nov 2008
Location: PA
Moto: Shadow 750 Ace
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dude, have you lost your manly instincts? if your forget a major event; you're supposed to get arrested for some minor bullshit and get locked up for the night. then make up some great thing you planned
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