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Ornery, scandalous & evil
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Shennanigans
As I've ranted in the past, some of the girls on the wedding planning forums I frequent REALLY annoy the living shit outta me. (see my rant about strippers in the rant thread for more info....)
However, there are other times when they make me giggle... a LOT. Today there's a thread titled "First Facial." Now as you can imagine, my mind went a whole different direction.... Sadly, however, the girl was merely talking about having received a gift certificate to a day spa for some pampering and skin treatment. *sigh* What a letdown.... But then one of the other girls posts this in reply, and I SWEAR, the whole thing (or 99% of it) could be read in the context of the "other" kind of facial...  (so it made me laugh... a lot)Quote:
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04-14-2008, 09:06 PM
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Forum Coach
 
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BWAHAHAHAHA....no comment...
I should pop on there for sheer entertainments sake...post up my negative views on the whole marital vision...tee hee...how long you think it would take to get me banned?
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04-14-2008, 09:13 PM
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Ornery, scandalous & evil
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 It's mind numbing, I tell ya. It's good for feedback on specific websites or vendors (sometimes) but most of the time, I skim over stuff just for laughs.
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04-14-2008, 09:13 PM
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Let's do another U-turn
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04-14-2008, 09:20 PM
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TWFix Legend
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See ladies... it's good for your complexion!
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04-15-2008, 08:20 AM
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04-15-2008, 08:22 AM
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Ornery, scandalous & evil
Join Date: Feb 2008
Location: Jacksonville, FL
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Just the title makes me giggle.... it's like LADIES!! THINK before you post!!!!! (actually, that warning should go for everyone, not just moronic girls on that forum )
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04-15-2008, 10:42 AM
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Ride Like an Asshole
Join Date: Feb 2008
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So are you going out in a blaze of glory on the forum? Perhaps start a 'anal helped me lose weight' thread... or maybe a 'it's good to buy your fiance hookers'... that could lead to a 'wedding night orgy' thread...
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04-15-2008, 10:49 AM
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Ornery, scandalous & evil
Join Date: Feb 2008
Location: Jacksonville, FL
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Oh my... you've giving me some amusing ideas... Hmmmmm........
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04-15-2008, 11:04 AM
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Ride Like an Asshole
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