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Old 11-02-2010, 10:56 PM   #31
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i wasnt interested until i saw the elegant velveteen pouch
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Old 11-03-2010, 12:16 AM   #33
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Lord that is funny.
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Old 11-03-2010, 12:51 AM   #34
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You all know that sex sells.....see?

What you talkin' 'bout? That is HOT, I'd hit it for a dollar

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What the HELL? Where and WHY did you find that?
However, it is funny
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Old 11-03-2010, 12:57 AM   #35
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What the HELL? Where and WHY did you find that?
However, it is funny
Clearly he wanted an accurate measurement of his piston
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Old 11-03-2010, 01:17 AM   #36
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Clearly he wanted an accurate measurement of his piston
Actually I just google image searched "penis measuring contest"


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Old 11-03-2010, 11:03 AM   #37
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Ok that was funny !! Sitting here drinking a coca-cola over ice and eating pretzels that are also in a cup...I was laughing as I was reading this and I just poured coke in my friggen' pretzels !!
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Old 11-03-2010, 12:06 PM   #38
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I just passed a highway billboard for sachs fifth ave that had a blonde cougar in a slinky red ballgown draped over a blacked out harley.

Last time I checked they don't sell bikes or blondes but they still got my attention
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