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09-29-2011, 04:04 PM | #1 |
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09-29-2011, 04:37 PM | #2 |
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your office manager needs to have a serious talk with environmental services.
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09-29-2011, 05:49 PM | #3 |
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When he is in the bathroom he doing it wrong or they put the monitor in the wrong spot. That whole computer would be dead to me.
On that note wifi and laptops are the best things to happen to bathrooms since 2 ply toilet paper. James
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10-03-2011, 04:52 PM | #4 |
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The plunger is a nice touch.
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09-29-2011, 10:03 PM | #5 | |
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lol that's great.. need some heavy duty disinfectant, but that's just priceless.
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09-30-2011, 07:16 AM | #6 |
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Yeh that's pretty nasty. There is one guy in my office who has some explosive craps every morning, then walks out without washing his hands. I've been using paper towels to open the door since I discovered it
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10-01-2011, 10:15 AM | #7 | |
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I used to call people out at the office for that. "Hey bro, you forgot to wash your hands, sink's right over here" Fuck people living in 2011 that still don't wash their fucking hands. I want to make them cry, inside and out.
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10-03-2011, 03:20 PM | #8 | |
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Why do you guys shit on your hands?
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10-03-2011, 03:33 PM | #10 | |
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The appropriately titled (for you) "Top 15 Facts You Probably Don't Know"
http://listverse.com/2009/09/04/top-...bly-dont-know/ Quote:
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