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Old 09-29-2011, 04:04 PM   #1
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Old 09-29-2011, 04:37 PM   #2
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your office manager needs to have a serious talk with environmental services.
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Old 09-29-2011, 05:49 PM   #3
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When he is in the bathroom he doing it wrong or they put the monitor in the wrong spot. That whole computer would be dead to me.

On that note wifi and laptops are the best things to happen to bathrooms since 2 ply toilet paper.

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Old 10-03-2011, 04:52 PM   #4
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The plunger is a nice touch.
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Old 09-29-2011, 10:03 PM   #5
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lol that's great.. need some heavy duty disinfectant, but that's just priceless.
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Old 09-30-2011, 07:16 AM   #6
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Yeh that's pretty nasty. There is one guy in my office who has some explosive craps every morning, then walks out without washing his hands. I've been using paper towels to open the door since I discovered it
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Yeh that's pretty nasty. There is one guy in my office who has some explosive craps every morning, then walks out without washing his hands. I've been using paper towels to open the door since I discovered it
How do you deal with all the other stuff he touches?

I used to call people out at the office for that. "Hey bro, you forgot to wash your hands, sink's right over here"

Fuck people living in 2011 that still don't wash their fucking hands. I want to make them cry, inside and out.
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How do you deal with all the other stuff he touches?

I used to call people out at the office for that. "Hey bro, you forgot to wash your hands, sink's right over here"

Fuck people living in 2011 that still don't wash their fucking hands. I want to make them cry, inside and out.
My boss in Iraq used to do that shit... never washed his hands. We had a unisex latrine by our building (5 female stalls, 4 male stalls, plus urinals, and everyone, male and female, used the same sinks). At most I'd see him get his hands wet - and then he wouldn't even dry them off!! He'd go and touch the door handle with wet hands. Nasty fuckers.
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How do you deal with all the other stuff he touches?

I used to call people out at the office for that. "Hey bro, you forgot to wash your hands, sink's right over here"

Fuck people living in 2011 that still don't wash their fucking hands. I want to make them cry, inside and out.
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My boss in Iraq used to do that shit... never washed his hands. We had a unisex latrine by our building (5 female stalls, 4 male stalls, plus urinals, and everyone, male and female, used the same sinks). At most I'd see him get his hands wet - and then he wouldn't even dry them off!! He'd go and touch the door handle with wet hands. Nasty fuckers.

Why do you guys shit on your hands?
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Why do you guys shit on your hands?
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