Shennanigans - Page 11

Dave · 04-28-2008, 07:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rae

probably Austin Powers type imagery there...

if i wanted to see fur id take my shirt off :P

hey neebs i think they found you out!

the chi · 04-28-2008, 07:55 PM

I was referring to the robot chicks who shot people with their boobs...but that pic is priceless!!

Dave · 04-28-2008, 08:08 PM

oh, yeah boobieguns would be sweet lol

neebelung · 04-28-2008, 09:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dave

if i wanted to see fur id take my shirt off :P

hey neebs i think they found you out!

Oh my God... seriously... that's beyond funny!!!!!!!!!!!!

neebelung · 05-04-2008, 08:11 PM

So the wedding bitches strike again... TWICE in one day.

First was some thread about use of the word tacky (which was in response to something I had said in another thread, where someone asked a stupid "Would it be alright if I....." and I responded "Hmmm.... honestly, it's tacky."

Hey, don't ask the question if you don't want an honest answer, right?)

But it was actually ANOTHER bridezilla who took offense at my use of the word tacky, to the point that she started a whole fucking thread about how much she hates that word, and it just grates on her nerves, blah blah blah... Bitch, if you think TACKY is bad, jeebus, you'd better never venture off that fucking crytal palace of a forum, cus I promise you there are far more colorful words out there, and I wouldn't want your delicate ears or eyes to be offended by them.

Secondly was a thread about celebrity eye candy. The Admin chick started a thread to post up pics of actors or other celebs everyone finds attractive. Cool, simple enough, right? Ohhhhhhh no, every other girl has to qualify her posts with "Well no one is as attractive as my lovemuffin, Bob" or "I really don't find any celebrities attractive, my future husband is the only attractive man on the planet, I don't so much as GLANCE at anyone else." Oh shut the fuck up, wouldja? Are you human? Guess what, you look. Or is it that you're paranoid your lovemuffin will see that post and get jealous? (oh wait, that IS it, seeing as one of the girls actually SAID, "well, I had to say that in case he EVER ran across this forum.")

AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! Stupid bitches!!

OneSickPsycho · 05-04-2008, 08:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by neebelung

So the wedding bitches strike again... TWICE in one day.

First was some thread about use of the word tacky (which was in response to something I had said in another thread, where someone asked a stupid "Would it be alright if I....." and I responded "Hmmm.... honestly, it's tacky."

Hey, don't ask the question if you don't want an honest answer, right?)

But it was actually ANOTHER bridezilla who took offense at my use of the word tacky, to the point that she started a whole fucking thread about how much she hates that word, and it just grates on her nerves, blah blah blah... Bitch, if you think TACKY is bad, jeebus, you'd better never venture off that fucking crytal palace of a forum, cus I promise you there are far more colorful words out there, and I wouldn't want your delicate ears or eyes to be offended by them.

Secondly was a thread about celebrity eye candy. The Admin chick started a thread to post up pics of actors or other celebs everyone finds attractive. Cool, simple enough, right? Ohhhhhhh no, every other girl has to qualify her posts with "Well no one is as attractive as my lovemuffin, Bob" or "I really don't find any celebrities attractive, my future husband is the only attractive man on the planet, I don't so much as GLANCE at anyone else." Oh shut the fuck up, wouldja? Are you human? Guess what, you look. Or is it that you're paranoid your lovemuffin will see that post and get jealous? (oh wait, that IS it, seeing as one of the girls actually SAID, "well, I had to say that in case he EVER ran across this forum.")

AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! Stupid bitches!!

Easily handled...

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Originally Posted by BridalNeebs

You cunts need to quit bein' so tacky... check out my PB account that has 5,000 pictures of guys who I'd love to fuck... Since my fiance and I aren't fucking retards, he'd understand... especially cause his PB is filled pictures of tacky bitches he'd love to fuck. Cunts.
~love~
Neebs

t-homo · 05-04-2008, 08:24 PM

There are times when it hurts worse to laugh in someones face than hit them back. I say you just laugh.

neebelung · 05-04-2008, 08:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by OneSickPsycho

Easily handled...

That's fucking classic.... Ok, I'm saving that one. There WILL be a day when I decide to go out with a bang, so to speak....

Captain Morgan · 05-04-2008, 08:39 PM

OSP, you are the fucking king.

neebelung · 05-20-2008, 09:51 AM

Ok, so I'm getting closer to considering working to get myself banned over at Bridalbitches.com.

A couple of days ago, some whiny little cunt posts up a thread about 'My fiancee is lying to me!" The rest of the story was that he has been working some overtime, got paid cash for it, and kept $50 of it for himself (he lied about the amount he'd actually gotten when she asked for the $$$ to put in the bank). Oh my GOD, string him up by his toes - the asshole lied about a whole fucking $50. The world is going to end.

But the bridalbitches? Oh my fucking God. THREE PAGES of "You need to go to counselling, you need to sit him down and work out these issues before you get married, he's an ass for lying to you, blah, blah blah." You'd think he impregnated her sister AND ran over her dog, they were so pissed off.

So yesterday, some other bitch posts about about 'misleading' her fiancee about the amount she spent on her dress (fudging the number by literally almost $2K). But her excuse was she didn't want the confrontation. Oh, so then it's okay. But do any of the bridalcunts say a word? Nuh uh. It's peachy keen with them. Oh sure, a MAN lies about $50, and he needs to be castrated, but a WOMAN lies about two grand, and it's hunky dory!!!

So what do I do? I call her -- and all of them -- out on it! I tell them it's a fucking double standard. And now it's so quiet I can hear crickets chirping. I don't think they know how to handle honesty, and it's entertaining to me. I'm awaiting a PM from the Admin and a lockdown on the thread....

And THEN it's on like Donkey Kong.

04-28-2008, 08:08 PM	#103
Dave Chaotic Neutral Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Cherry Hill NJ Moto: GV1200 Madura, Hawk gt Posts: 13,992	oh, yeah boobieguns would be sweet lol

05-04-2008, 08:11 PM	#105
neebelung Ornery, scandalous & evil Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Jacksonville, FL Moto: 2004 Scarlet R1 Posts: 5,962	So the wedding bitches strike again... TWICE in one day. First was some thread about use of the word tacky (which was in response to something I had said in another thread, where someone asked a stupid "Would it be alright if I....." and I responded "Hmmm.... honestly, it's tacky." Hey, don't ask the question if you don't want an honest answer, right?) But it was actually ANOTHER bridezilla who took offense at my use of the word tacky, to the point that she started a whole fucking thread about how much she hates that word, and it just grates on her nerves, blah blah blah... Bitch, if you think TACKY is bad, jeebus, you'd better never venture off that fucking crytal palace of a forum, cus I promise you there are far more colorful words out there, and I wouldn't want your delicate ears or eyes to be offended by them. Secondly was a thread about celebrity eye candy. The Admin chick started a thread to post up pics of actors or other celebs everyone finds attractive. Cool, simple enough, right? Ohhhhhhh no, every other girl has to qualify her posts with "Well no one is as attractive as my lovemuffin, Bob" or "I really don't find any celebrities attractive, my future husband is the only attractive man on the planet, I don't so much as GLANCE at anyone else." Oh shut the fuck up, wouldja? Are you human? Guess what, you look. Or is it that you're paranoid your lovemuffin will see that post and get jealous? (oh wait, that IS it, seeing as one of the girls actually SAID, "well, I had to say that in case he EVER ran across this forum.") AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! Stupid bitches!!

05-04-2008, 08:24 PM	#107
t-homo WSB Champion Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Springfield, MO Posts: 7,146	There are times when it hurts worse to laugh in someones face than hit them back. I say you just laugh.

05-04-2008, 08:39 PM	#109
Captain Morgan Let's do another U-turn Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Indiana Moto: 2009 V-Strom Posts: 3,816	OSP, you are the fucking king.

05-20-2008, 09:51 AM	#110
neebelung Ornery, scandalous & evil Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Jacksonville, FL Moto: 2004 Scarlet R1 Posts: 5,962	Ok, so I'm getting closer to considering working to get myself banned over at Bridalbitches.com. A couple of days ago, some whiny little cunt posts up a thread about 'My fiancee is lying to me!" The rest of the story was that he has been working some overtime, got paid cash for it, and kept $50 of it for himself (he lied about the amount he'd actually gotten when she asked for the $$$ to put in the bank). Oh my GOD, string him up by his toes - the asshole lied about a whole fucking $50. The world is going to end. But the bridalbitches? Oh my fucking God. THREE PAGES of "You need to go to counselling, you need to sit him down and work out these issues before you get married, he's an ass for lying to you, blah, blah blah." You'd think he impregnated her sister AND ran over her dog, they were so pissed off. So yesterday, some other bitch posts about about 'misleading' her fiancee about the amount she spent on her dress (fudging the number by literally almost $2K). But her excuse was she didn't want the confrontation. Oh, so then it's okay. But do any of the bridalcunts say a word? Nuh uh. It's peachy keen with them. Oh sure, a MAN lies about $50, and he needs to be castrated, but a WOMAN lies about two grand, and it's hunky dory!!! So what do I do? I call her -- and all of them -- out on it! I tell them it's a fucking double standard. And now it's so quiet I can hear crickets chirping. I don't think they know how to handle honesty, and it's entertaining to me. I'm awaiting a PM from the Admin and a lockdown on the thread.... And THEN it's on like Donkey Kong.