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Old 09-17-2008, 04:03 PM   #111
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Damn. I normally make it to bed before I pass out.
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Old 09-18-2008, 02:13 AM   #112
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WTF gives? Is there something strange about poor Kat? Some huge back growth?
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Old 09-18-2008, 02:25 AM   #113
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WTF gives? Is there something strange about poor Kat? Some huge back growth?
Hell no. Kat is very hot and I'd snuggle with her any chance I got. We're all just fucking around with each other, but if you want the story, here it is:

I somehow got lucky enough to sleep in the same bed as her (I guess I'm the least threatening). She had somehow worked her way to the middle of the bed and was laying on my shoulder. I woke up as the alarm was going off and "pushed" her off me, telling her to hit the alarm. We were all talking at dinner and she mentioned I was a complete gentleman during the night. I jokingly said she crossed the line cause I woke up to her head resting on my shoulder (which she didn't remember). She asked if I pushed her off and I said yeah cause, technically, I did (to get the alarm). She called me a fag. Now everybody is saying Kat can't find anyone to cuddle with her. Pretty lame story, honestly. It's a lot more fun if we can make jokes out of it, so I've let the story go on. But you wanted it, so you got it.
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Old 09-18-2008, 02:26 AM   #114
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Ok Capt... good going... now turn in your man card. I'm married and can't be trusted with such hottness!!!
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Old 09-18-2008, 02:34 AM   #115
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Ok Capt... good going... now turn in your man card. I'm married and can't be trusted with such hottness!!!
Like I said, I'm the least threatening (odd, considering the gayness of Drewpy and t-rock)
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Old 09-18-2008, 02:38 AM   #116
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Yeah... normally I would be considered the MOST LEAST Threatening... I'm at least 20 years older than most here just due to my bike choice...
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Old 09-18-2008, 09:56 AM   #117
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Yeah... normally I would be considered the MOST LEAST Threatening... I'm at least 20 years older than most here just due to my bike choice...
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Old 09-18-2008, 10:00 AM   #118
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I somehow got lucky enough to sleep in the same bed as her (I guess I'm the least threatening).
You aren't the least threatening. Nick is. You were the skinniest that would take up the least amount of space. Also, sleeping with you wouldn't get you in trouble with a Mrs.
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Old 09-18-2008, 10:03 AM   #119
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Yeah Kat's good like that. She almost didn't want to even stay in the same room as me because she didn't want me to get in trouble with the wife. Always looking out for us.
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Old 09-18-2008, 10:09 AM   #120
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You aren't the least threatening. Nick is. You were the skinniest that would take up the least amount of space. Also, sleeping with you wouldn't get you in trouble with a Mrs.
Nick only gets that position because Kat doesn't trust herself with me.
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