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Old 02-24-2010, 11:58 PM   #121
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Watch out, derf's drinking again...
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Old 02-24-2010, 11:59 PM   #122
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Watch out, derf's drinking again...
Thank God there's a reasonable explanation for the reprinting of the Encyclopedia Brittanica about Tigger...

Got scared there for a minute.

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Old 02-25-2010, 12:02 AM   #123
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Thank God there's a reasonable explanation for the reprinting of the Encyclopedia Brittanica about Tigger...

Got scared there for a minute.

I don't know, they call alcohol liquid truth. Derf may be following the path set by thomo. Tigger, you better watch your bunghole.
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Whatever,Stoner is a bitch! O.J. Simpson has TWO fucked knees and a severe hang nail on his left index finger but he still managed to kill two younger adults,sprint 200 feet to his car (wearing very expensive,yet uncomfortable Italian shoes) and make his get a way!!!
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Old 02-25-2010, 12:11 AM   #124
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I had 3 rum-n-cokes thats it, but yeh I started to type and thats what came out
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Old 02-25-2010, 12:16 AM   #125
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Im telling you jerks, Im pyschic. Momma Rae knows all (or can at least guess well).
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Old 02-25-2010, 12:22 AM   #126
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Im telling you jerks, Im pyschic. Momma Rae knows all (or can at least guess well).
Bite me (hard) (well just a little bit hard, not too hard)
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Old 02-25-2010, 12:24 AM   #127
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Ban him, ban him, ban him!

Tigger, not derf!
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Old 02-25-2010, 08:15 AM   #128
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You know Tigger is a funny guy. He can be quite teh douche on here, but in the real world he is just some normal dude. See, this is the internet and in a wierdly strange way Tigger is a part of this little corner of the internet, even if he is the retarded portion of this corner. It just wouldnt be the same without him. All this shit going on here is none of my bussiness, none of anyones bussiness except Trip and Tigger. The thing is that Trip is the master of the house of TWF, and tigger is just the sleezy dude with half visible cocks floating around his house. Tigger ghost cock has been plunging its way through the bowels of trips nether regions. The rest of us are all just the masses, or rather the sheeple as we are better know. The word sheeple is a good word to describe us because we are mostly white people, and sheep are white and shit. Not saying there arnt some people of other races here, but to make a point I want to make believe that the rest of you are all white. So tigger is the token black man here, this is fact. Hes also old as shit compared to t-homo, although his girl is half his age. In fact it is like he is robbing the cradle, he actually deserves his own segment on 'to catch a predator'. But back to the business at hand, Tiggers doudhbaginess. Tiggers Douchbagginess is part of his charm, its who he is, he has an over-inflated sense of self worth, compounded by a low level of intellegence, behaving ridiculously in front of colleagues with no sense of how moronic he appears. That is what makes him Tigger. Folks here need to just sit up, pull their penis out of their vagina (or tuck it in for the ladies in the audience) cowboy up, and realize that this is just the internet and in all reality all it is, is words on a little screen that are making you angry. There are also some fairly cool titty shots which is nice. What it comes down to is call tigger out if you think you need to, there is no reason not to stand up and talk as much shit back to him as you possibly can.
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Old 02-25-2010, 09:00 AM   #129
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The 'Enter' key is your friend. That wasn't easy to read, but worth it.
I thought that it was a fair assessment as well.
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Old 02-25-2010, 09:31 AM   #130
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The 'Enter' key is your friend. That wasn't easy to read, but worth it.
If anybody actually takes that somewhat seriously, I dunno, you deserve a slap, it a load of bs
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