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Old 03-05-2009, 04:27 PM   #121
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True, but unlike Ebbs I am short enough to see my low fuel light!

In fact, it bugs the shit out of me if it comes on at night, so I suppose it could be said that it is a very effective low fuel light.
Yeah, the blinking, "HEY STUPID" is a real attention getter, I immediately start looking but like Quick, I get at least 25, and a good 30 if I play nice...course theres something about seeing that light in the middle of nowhere that makes you speed up!


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I do the same thing, and start freaking out when my light comes, even though I know I still have a good 30-40 miles left when it does.

You're going to love/hate riding with me. I have to stop for a pee break about every 45 minutes. I have the bladder of a 6 month old chihuahua

Note to self: tell tommy to bring catheter and bag...
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Old 03-05-2009, 04:32 PM   #122
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Note to self: tell tommy to bring catheter and bag...
FUCK a catheter!
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Old 03-05-2009, 04:35 PM   #123
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FUCK a catheter!

What do you do in the middle of nowhere goose? Theres no portapotties or bathrooms in BFE, which is where we often end up!
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Old 03-05-2009, 04:36 PM   #124
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What do you do in the middle of nowhere goose? Theres no portapotties or bathrooms in BFE, which is where we often end up!
Go behind a tree or bush and drop-n-squat FTW!

I've done it too. Ask Kaneman.
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Old 03-05-2009, 04:37 PM   #125
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Go behind a tree or bush and drop-n-squat FTW!

I've done it too. Ask Kaneman.
Port-a-woodline FTW.
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I just dont drink much, Ive never been one to need much fluids, but our typical Sundays consist of too much back country woods and ticks for me to tree squat!
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Old 03-05-2009, 06:02 PM   #128
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Either way, just make sure your feet aren't downhill from the flow... or for guys, downwind.
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Old 03-05-2009, 06:03 PM   #129
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Either way, just make sure your feet aren't downhill from the flow... or for guys, downwind.
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Old 03-05-2009, 06:31 PM   #130
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Either way, just make sure your feet aren't downhill from the flow... or for guys, downwind.
This is true, but there's nothing better than the nature pee. The freedom, the breeze cooling your nuts, the mosquitoes...hey, dammit!
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