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Old 05-15-2009, 07:00 PM   #141
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I'd try to come up with some sort of clever repartee, but I don't wanna have to get back in the trunk.....

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Old 05-15-2009, 07:08 PM   #142
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ok well we've agreed on yuengling for now. you 2 throw out some damn ideas. and i'll bring the chocalate cake with me just in case the messiah gets any ideas
I haven't agreed to shit, and yuengling is just the Swedish word for cold monkey ball sweat. Albino midget piss has more flavor.

I'll bring 10 gallons of home brew. You can be in charge of ice.

Fucking amateurs.

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Old 05-15-2009, 09:15 PM   #143
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I haven't agreed to shit, and yuengling is just the Swedish word for cold monkey ball sweat. Albino midget piss has more flavor.

I'll bring 10 gallons of home brew. You can be in charge of ice.

Fucking amateurs.

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If I make it-Make it 20 gallons of homebrew.
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Old 05-15-2009, 09:20 PM   #144
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If I make it-Make it 20 gallons of homebrew.


Now we're talking!

I'm thinking heavy Ales and Porters for October, what's your specialty?

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Old 05-15-2009, 09:49 PM   #145
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Now we're talking!

I'm thinking heavy Ales and Porters for October, what's your specialty?

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IPA's and I have an Irish red that should be ready. I have a really good Porter recipe though.
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Old 05-15-2009, 09:51 PM   #146
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well i'm still bringing up kegs and liquor. so let me know what you guys want
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Old 05-15-2009, 10:06 PM   #147
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IPA's and I have an Irish red that should be ready.
Cool. You bring the IPA and the Red.

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I have a really good Porter recipe though.
You show me yours, and I'll show you mine... (see, the thread is back on topic now).

You have a BeerSmith file?

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Old 05-15-2009, 10:10 PM   #148
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Cool. You bring the IPA and the Red.



You show me yours, and I'll show you mine... (see, the thread is back on topic now).

You have a BeerSmith file?

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That IS my Porter recipe. Beersmith Porter. I have 2 MTL's now. A 5 gal for small beers and a 15 gal for the big boys. We've been making dog treats out of the spent grain. We might make it a $$$ item.
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Old 05-15-2009, 11:00 PM   #149
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I'll bring 10 gallons of home brew. You can be in charge of ice.

Fucking amateurs.

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Now we're talking!

I'm thinking heavy Ales and Porters for October, what's your specialty?

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IPA's and I have an Irish red that should be ready. I have a really good Porter recipe though.
Damn... now guess which rally *I* want to attend?

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That IS my Porter recipe. Beersmith Porter. I have 2 MTL's now. A 5 gal for small beers and a 15 gal for the big boys. We've been making dog treats out of the spent grain. We might make it a $$$ item.
I have grain filled dog turds all over the place.

I'm bringing this one, it's my current fave:

10.75 lb Pale Malt (2 Row) US (2.0 SRM) Grain
0.50 lb Caramel/Crystal Malt - 60L (60.0 SRM) Grain
0.50 lb Chocolate Malt (350.0 SRM) Grain
0.50 lb Special B Malt (180.0 SRM) Grain
0.25 lb Black (Patent) Malt (500.0 SRM) Grain

60 min 1.25 oz Centennial [8.80 %] (60 min) Hops
15 min 0.50 oz Williamette [5.40 %] (15 min) Hops
5 min 0.50 oz Williamette [3.80 %] (5 min) Hops

75 min. mash at 155, fly sparged at 170

OG 1.060
FG 1.012

Dragonpaco will never know what hit him.

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