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View Poll Results: Does your bike have a name?
No, that's gay. 13 35.14%
I scream something at it when things go wrong, is that the same thing? 4 10.81%
My bike has a name, it's deeply personal and meaningful to me. You need the decoder ring. 11 29.73%
I ride Tater's whore of an ex-wife, but that's kind of a mouthful, like she said! 9 24.32%
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Old 03-25-2009, 07:01 PM   #11
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I named mine. I never named any of my previous bikes.. but none have held such a hold on my heartstrings as this bike does.
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Old 03-25-2009, 07:03 PM   #12
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Its the Second Love of my Life...Also refered to as my Dirty Little SLut because I can ride it as hard as I want and it begs for more...and doesnt bitch at the end of a long hard Ride.
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Old 03-25-2009, 07:43 PM   #13
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Old 03-25-2009, 08:02 PM   #14
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someone else named my race bike Blondie. But otherwise nope. No names. They're bikes.
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Old 03-25-2009, 08:05 PM   #15
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I don't name shit.
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Old 03-25-2009, 08:44 PM   #16
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I call my bike and my truck betsy well when I had a bike
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Old 03-25-2009, 09:53 PM   #17
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I've described my current bike as a couch, but it has no "name" that I've given it. Some have dubbed it 'Das Boot', but I know it doesn't even like shallow low water crossings let alone behavior like its purported namesake. But if I had a GS, that might be different...
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Old 03-25-2009, 10:21 PM   #18
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No name for my bike.
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Old 03-25-2009, 11:39 PM   #19
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I had an ex who used to refer to my GSXR as "the beast". I occasionally refer to her as "my baby", although that applies to both bikes, depends on which one I'm riding, really. They are inianimate objects, so I have a hard time "naming" them but I do occasionally refer to them with affection.
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Old 03-25-2009, 11:44 PM   #20
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i have no need to name it as honda already did a fine job
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