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Old 05-03-2009, 12:20 PM   #1
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Just curious...but do you EVER say anything positive about your wife?

If not, why the fuck do you stick around? Just get a divorce and be done with it....
Actually, I'm pretty positive about my wife. Follow my every post on this board and obsessively learn everything about me and then you might be qualified to make statements like that. Of course, you'd then be just as huge of a douchebag as making that statement without grounds or knowledge made you, wouldn't you? And while I might complain about my wife, I also complain about my job, television, and the government. I'm not running away from my job like a huge pussy, nor am I giving up the few decent television shows or giving up on the country, also like a little bitch. You seem to be a big proponent of divorce, have you actually seen my wife at some point and just hoping for a shot? Or have you been through so many failed relationships you need company for that pathetic misery and just hope someone will bite? Either way, the next time that tired, stuck record starts to generate the dim spark of a thought concerning me or my wife, think back and remember this moment. You need to train that feeble mind to remember that the slightly tarnished nugget of retardation your tiny mind has vomited forth that seems so fresh and new to you is something I've actually seen from you many times before. Yes, you are a one trick pony and no, nobody gives a shit what you say. So shut your cakehole and go back to your own regularly scheduled underachieving you crusty, worthless old bastard.
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Old 05-03-2009, 12:30 PM   #2
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Old 05-03-2009, 12:34 PM   #3
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Old 05-03-2009, 02:21 PM   #4
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have you actually seen my wife at some point and just hoping for a shot?
are you offering a shot? because i'm free next week.
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Old 05-03-2009, 03:30 PM   #5
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Actually, I'm pretty positive about my wife. Follow my every post on this board and obsessively learn everything about me and then you might be qualified to make statements like that. Of course, you'd then be just as huge of a douchebag as making that statement without grounds or knowledge made you, wouldn't you? And while I might complain about my wife, I also complain about my job, television, and the government. I'm not running away from my job like a huge pussy, nor am I giving up the few decent television shows or giving up on the country, also like a little bitch. You seem to be a big proponent of divorce, have you actually seen my wife at some point and just hoping for a shot? Or have you been through so many failed relationships you need company for that pathetic misery and just hope someone will bite? Either way, the next time that tired, stuck record starts to generate the dim spark of a thought concerning me or my wife, think back and remember this moment. You need to train that feeble mind to remember that the slightly tarnished nugget of retardation your tiny mind has vomited forth that seems so fresh and new to you is something I've actually seen from you many times before. Yes, you are a one trick pony and no, nobody gives a shit what you say. So shut your cakehole and go back to your own regularly scheduled underachieving you crusty, worthless old bastard.


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Old 05-03-2009, 07:15 PM   #6
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I'll put about a penny's worth in here, then I'm done. Sometimes even when our relationships are going great 99% of the time, we sometimes need a medium of friends to bitch to the other 1%. If everyone posted every day about the good things in their healthy relationships, the server would probably choke and die a slow painful death. Just because the only thing you see is bitching, doesn't mean they're doomed and should divorce. Most people don't go around talking about how great their life is, you typically only hear the bad because at that moment, they need the support and/or understanding of friends. The divorce statement was really lame if you think about it.

Ok, so I threw in the other penny...
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Old 05-04-2009, 12:39 PM   #7
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And while I might complain about my wife, I also complain about my job, television, and the government.

no wonder she doesn't go anywhere with you. You complain too much.

Sorry dude but it was right there. LOL
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Old 05-04-2009, 12:48 PM   #8
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no wonder she doesn't go anywhere with you. You complain too much.

Sorry dude but it was right there. LOL
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Old 05-04-2009, 12:49 PM   #9
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Actually, I'm pretty positive about my wife.

Follow my every post on this board and obsessively learn everything about me and then you might be qualified to make statements like that.

Of course, you'd then be just as huge of a douchebag as making that statement without grounds or knowledge made you, wouldn't you?

And while I might complain about my wife, I also complain about my job, television, and the government.

I'm not running away from my job like a huge pussy, nor am I giving up the few decent television shows or giving up on the country, also like a little bitch.

You seem to be a big proponent of divorce, have you actually seen my wife at some point and just hoping for a shot?

Or have you been through so many failed relationships you need company for that pathetic misery and just hope someone will bite?

Either way, the next time that tired, stuck record starts to generate the dim spark of a thought concerning me or my wife, think back and remember this moment.

You need to train that feeble mind to remember that the slightly tarnished nugget of retardation your tiny mind has vomited forth that seems so fresh and new to you is something I've actually seen from you many times before.

Yes, you are a one trick pony and no, nobody gives a shit what you say. So shut your cakehole and go back to your own regularly scheduled underachieving you crusty, worthless old bastard.
damn....
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Old 05-04-2009, 12:53 PM   #10
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damn....
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Did you go thru and space that all out for him?

If so, thanks cuz I don't read giant blocks of words, and that was an entertaining read.
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