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Old 09-14-2010, 02:05 PM   #1
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I'm gonna give you a 7/10 on this effort. You coulda worked in sarah palin and ann coulter hiding the explosives in bristol palin's womb
I was trying to be kind to the Palins because I'd like to place an explosion into Sarah Palin's womb.

(note to FBI and CIA agents who are now reading this forum. The above is a sexual joke)
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Old 09-14-2010, 02:08 PM   #2
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I was trying to be kind to the Palins because I'd like to place an explosion into Sarah Palin's womb.

(note to FBI and CIA agents who are now reading this forum. The above is a sexual joke)
I'd rather just duct tape her mouth, put her in a school girl outfit and keep her around til she gets too wrinkly.
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Old 09-14-2010, 10:48 AM   #3
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idk those acronyms.
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Old 09-14-2010, 10:49 AM   #4
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Let it happen on purpose (knew about the terrorists and did nothing to stop them)
Made it happen on purpose (caused the events/demoed the buildings/no plane into the pentagon)
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Old 09-14-2010, 11:26 AM   #5
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Let it happen on purpose (knew about the terrorists and did nothing to stop them)
Made it happen on purpose (caused the events/demoed the buildings/no plane into the pentagon)
Both.
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Old 09-14-2010, 11:39 AM   #6
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Old 09-14-2010, 11:06 AM   #7
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Old 09-14-2010, 11:55 AM   #8
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Most people that I've talked to have the same mentality as the Pearl Harbor nuts or LIHOP to use Trip's little acronym. You will never convince me that all the people that would have to be involved with such a plan would be able to keep their mouths shut. Also, bringing the President into it is ridiculous . Even if such a crazy plan were enacted, they wouldn't involve him. It would be some low/mid level types like Watergate, Iran-Contra, etc. People watch way too many movies like "the Long Kiss Goodnight" etc. Bad crap happens and there are evil people in the world. I'm sorry. The terrorists had a good, simple plan. Quite frankly, I'm honestly surprised that they never did it before. It's not a new idea - Kamakazis....
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Old 09-14-2010, 11:58 AM   #9
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Most people that I've talked to have the same mentality as the Pearl Harbor nuts or LIHOP to use Trip's little acronym. You will never convince me that all the people that would have to be involved with such a plan would be able to keep their mouths shut. Also, bringing the President into it is ridiculous . Even if such a crazy plan were enacted, they wouldn't involve him. It would be some low/mid level types like Watergate, Iran-Contra, etc. People watch way too many movies like "the Long Kiss Goodnight" etc. Bad crap happens and there are evil people in the world. I'm sorry. The terrorists had a good, simple plan. Quite frankly, I'm honestly surprised that they never did it before. It's not a new idea - Kamakazis....
My guess is they had to starrt from the ground up with getting guys trained to fly these planes, then a little coordination to do it simultaneously.

Concept is prety simple esp for nuts like that who think its cool to die.
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Old 09-14-2010, 12:01 PM   #10
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You guys need to lay off the mind altering drugs. It's making you paranoid. The only conspiracy was that the Muslims got together and decided to blow us up because we support Israel.

We need to cut all ties with Israel and things will be much better. We also need to disassociate ourselves with England until they stop backing Israel as well.
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