Ladies, do something nice for us when you feel intimate - Page 2

Ninjakel · 12-16-2008, 01:14 PM

shmike · 12-16-2008, 01:14 PM

I hooked up with this chick on a handful of occasions.

Once, after doing the deed, she excused herself and went into my bathroom. As I lay there relatively satisfied, I hear something.

Some people "break" wind. This girl destroyed / annihilated / decimated wind. To this day I am not sure if it was a fart or the worlds largest queef.

I regained my composure by the time she came back to the room. Suddenly I was tired and she needed to leave.

We haven't spoken since.

Flexin · 12-16-2008, 01:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AquaPython

dont be bitter because you got the dutch oven!

You gotta love the dutch oven.

Unless your the one in it.

My wife and I have been together since high school off and on so....

James

AquaPython · 12-16-2008, 01:22 PM

the off's always seem to follow a real nasty baking session ?

fnfalman · 12-16-2008, 01:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cruzergirl

Yeah, boys NEVER do that. And they never laugh when they pull the sheets over your head either. Now THAT would be sexay!!

I don't do that sort of thing, but you're right. Other guys do it but at least they have good excuses - they're guys and hence are pigs by nature.

Women are suppose to be soft, tender, cuddly, smelling good.

Like I said, if you feel comfortable around me, do something nice to me. Releasing biological agent isn't exactly what I have in mind.

CrazyKell · 12-16-2008, 01:23 PM

Farting makes me laugh. A LOT!

I don't do it in front of boys though (exception made for my brother!). That's a bit of a mood killer.

Method · 12-16-2008, 03:57 PM

I pull this occasionally just to mess with Bindhu..

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cf1AIrZRt3A

Lino · 12-16-2008, 04:00 PM

I blame the dog!!! but so does my wife!!!

speedylocksmith · 12-16-2008, 04:05 PM

this is the reason a supermaket sells air freshener

Flexin · 12-16-2008, 04:23 PM

Are these woman with the "fancy pussies" you talked about picking up with your favorite music?

James

12-16-2008, 01:14 PM	#11
Ninjakel Post whorette Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: South Florida Moto: 2006 GSXR 600- Posts: 3,992	__________________ I'm gonna punch you in the ovary, that's what I'm gonna do. A straight shot. Right to the babymaker. --Ron Burgundy-- Anchorman

12-16-2008, 01:14 PM	#12
shmike Follower Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 5,549	I hooked up with this chick on a handful of occasions. Once, after doing the deed, she excused herself and went into my bathroom. As I lay there relatively satisfied, I hear something. Some people "break" wind. This girl destroyed / annihilated / decimated wind. To this day I am not sure if it was a fart or the worlds largest queef. I regained my composure by the time she came back to the room. Suddenly I was tired and she needed to leave. We haven't spoken since.

12-16-2008, 01:23 PM	#16
CrazyKell Vrooom Join Date: Nov 2008 Moto: 06 ZX6R Posts: 4,427	Farting makes me laugh. A LOT! I don't do it in front of boys though (exception made for my brother!). That's a bit of a mood killer.

12-16-2008, 03:57 PM	#17
Method Canyon Carver Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Portland, OR Moto: MTA Posts: 416	I pull this occasionally just to mess with Bindhu.. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cf1AIrZRt3A

12-16-2008, 04:00 PM	#18
Lino speed walker Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: in da 305 Moto: Sprint ST Posts: 325	I blame the dog!!! but so does my wife!!!

12-16-2008, 04:05 PM	#19
speedylocksmith Much better off!! Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Hollyweird, FL Moto: 05 1Krr Posts: 676	this is the reason a supermaket sells air freshener

12-16-2008, 04:23 PM	#20
Flexin AMA Supersport Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Halifax, Nova Scotia Posts: 2,698	Are these woman with the "fancy pussies" you talked about picking up with your favorite music? James