Tidbits - Page 2

Dave · 09-13-2010, 02:17 PM

Fap is what happens when that hot secretary from accounting bends over to get the pencil she just dropped

wildchild · 09-13-2010, 02:23 PM

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Originally Posted by Trip

Pride is what you feel when you drop a massive terd in the bowl at work and you leave without flushing so all can marvel at your gigantic feces.

it was you!!!!!

we have someone here who must be completely infatuated with his leftovers, as he leaves them regularly. my only question is always did he wipe? no evidence of that anywhere. LOL

Dave · 09-13-2010, 02:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by wildchild

it was you!!!!!

we have someone here who must be completely infatuated with his leftovers, as he leaves them regularly. my only question is always did he wipe? no evidence of that anywhere. LOL

Its better if you text a pic to your friends with a message reading "check this shit out"

wildchild · 09-13-2010, 03:10 PM

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Originally Posted by Dave

Its better if you text a pic to your friends with a message reading "check this shit out"

no camera phones allowed in the building. probably a good thing. LOL

Gas Man · 09-14-2010, 10:48 AM

frustration is when no matter how many times you try... marko just keeps coming home when the good stuff starts and he thinks his wife is home alone.

Trip · 09-14-2010, 10:52 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by wildchild

it was you!!!!!

we have someone here who must be completely infatuated with his leftovers, as he leaves them regularly. my only question is always did he wipe? no evidence of that anywhere. LOL

If you do a massive one, you got to sneak into another stall and finish up business. So the mystery of the mega terd is made more interesting with no TP.

derf · 09-14-2010, 11:48 AM

you think something is important? Whos gonna die? Loose an arm, leg or eye? Didnt think it was that important.

The biggest cause of death in the world is birth.

The greatest feeling in the world is your child on the back seat saying "daddy, you could have taken that turn faster"

Street lights timed for 35mph are also timed for 70

Never ride faster than your guardian angel can fly

Keep your bike in good repair, riding boots suck for walking

anthonyk · 09-14-2010, 02:26 PM

Irony is moving to a life that gives you tons more free time for track days, while simultaneously leaving you with absolutely no money to do them.

(I knew I should have waited to swap to the track bodywork and cancel the registration and insurance...)

Gas Man · 09-14-2010, 04:13 PM

We should all apologize to OTB. The thread got ruined... like normal around here.

Threads... on TWFix they're only as good as the first post.

Mudpuppy · 09-15-2010, 03:22 PM

no idea what you are talking about.. i think it pretty much stayed on track.. i especially like the last one - that would be my luck - more time less money type of deal..

09-14-2010, 10:48 AM	#15
Gas Man Trip's Assistant Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Imported from Detroit Moto: 2009 HD Street Classic Posts: 12,149	frustration is when no matter how many times you try... marko just keeps coming home when the good stuff starts and he thinks his wife is home alone. __________________ -Chris "Why pay somebody else to fuck up your bike?" Run Amsoil Product

09-14-2010, 04:13 PM	#19
Gas Man Trip's Assistant Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Imported from Detroit Moto: 2009 HD Street Classic Posts: 12,149	We should all apologize to OTB. The thread got ruined... like normal around here. Threads... on TWFix they're only as good as the first post. __________________ -Chris "Why pay somebody else to fuck up your bike?" Run Amsoil Product

09-15-2010, 03:22 PM	#20
Mudpuppy South of Heaven Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Michigan Moto: 2006 Yamaha R1 50th Anniversary Edition Posts: 1,491	no idea what you are talking about.. i think it pretty much stayed on track.. i especially like the last one - that would be my luck - more time less money type of deal.. __________________ Mudpuppy Redline Superbike http://www.redlinesuperbike.com/ Learn about photography: ATP Members

09-13-2010, 02:17 PM	#11
Dave Chaotic Neutral Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Cherry Hill NJ Moto: GV1200 Madura, Hawk gt Posts: 13,992	Fap is what happens when that hot secretary from accounting bends over to get the pencil she just dropped

09-14-2010, 11:48 AM	#17
derf token jewboy Join Date: Nov 2008 Moto: CBR 900, KLR ugly ass duckling, Gas Man Posts: 10,799	you think something is important? Whos gonna die? Loose an arm, leg or eye? Didnt think it was that important. The biggest cause of death in the world is birth. The greatest feeling in the world is your child on the back seat saying "daddy, you could have taken that turn faster" Street lights timed for 35mph are also timed for 70 Never ride faster than your guardian angel can fly Keep your bike in good repair, riding boots suck for walking

09-14-2010, 02:26 PM	#18
anthonyk WERA White Plate Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Austin, TX Moto: '01 Aprilia Falco Posts: 1,041	Irony is moving to a life that gives you tons more free time for track days, while simultaneously leaving you with absolutely no money to do them. (I knew I should have waited to swap to the track bodywork and cancel the registration and insurance...)