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Old 12-05-2008, 06:01 PM   #11
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People who meet me soon find out to be very careful about what they say. It's so bad a friend has told me my super hero power is to turn anything said into something dirty.
I want to lick your cornhole.

There, just TRY to make that dirty.
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Old 12-05-2008, 06:38 PM   #12
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I want to lick your cornhole.

There, just TRY to make that dirty.
you succeeded on your own!
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Old 12-05-2008, 06:39 PM   #13
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I'll say one thing for Wal-Mart, after I'm done shopping there I do feel much better about myself as a human being.

Although I have been the guy buying beer and diapers, also the guy with blood on his clothing, and although I am a little older I have ridden a bike through the store. What's really funny was the fact that I was doing all three at the same time.
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Old 12-05-2008, 07:14 PM   #14
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I could have done a cover-all last weekend...I missed 2...selling kittens and the voice box.
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Old 12-05-2008, 07:24 PM   #15
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can't help it anymore: "clothes" has an "E" in it.
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Old 12-05-2008, 07:30 PM   #16
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and why does everyone have a problem with eyepatches. they instantly make you look like 20 chuck norrises riding raptors with machine gun eyes
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Old 12-06-2008, 12:17 AM   #17
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Wal Mart phone pranks...hilarious

http://www.ebaumsworld.com/video/watch/80437303/
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Old 12-06-2008, 03:01 AM   #18
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Wal Mart phone pranks...hilarious

http://www.ebaumsworld.com/video/watch/80437303/
hilarious!
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Old 12-06-2008, 03:06 PM   #19
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Wal Mart phone pranks...hilarious

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Old 12-06-2008, 04:03 PM   #20
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Printed, posting on fridge.
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