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Old 03-08-2010, 01:31 PM   #11
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Well some of those people are too stupid to check whether they have a license.

I will say this though, I bet some of these women develop nice quads from hovering over their chair all day to avoid pressure on their implants.
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Old 03-08-2010, 05:08 PM   #12
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Seriously? people would stick a caulk gun full of silicone in their ass to make it bigger? Thats the only image thats stuck in my mind from reading this.
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Old 03-08-2010, 05:54 PM   #13
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Old 03-08-2010, 06:12 PM   #14
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Stupid ladies who had surgery: "Honey, you'll never guess what I did today! I got a whole bunch of caulk in my ass!"
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Old 03-08-2010, 06:16 PM   #15
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I wondered how much they were charged for chaulk butt implants?
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Old 03-08-2010, 07:55 PM   #16
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I wondered how much they were charged for chaulk butt implants?
We'll talk. I like you, so we'll cut a deal.
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Old 03-08-2010, 08:12 PM   #17
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We'll talk. I like you, so we'll cut a deal.
The artic circle is a bit too far for me to travel for some basement surgery.
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Old 03-08-2010, 08:14 PM   #18
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The artic circle is a bit too far for me to travel for some basement surgery.
But long islands not
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Old 03-08-2010, 08:20 PM   #19
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But long islands not
Thats true, butt implants and free scripts from Tommy FTW!

Seriously why don't flat assed people just go do some squats and lunges?
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Old 03-09-2010, 07:42 AM   #20
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Thats true, butt implants and free scripts from Tommy FTW!

Seriously why don't flat assed people just go do some squats and lunges?
I dont think that works.
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