It's a bad time to be a pig - Page 2

Papa_Complex · 10-05-2010, 05:30 PM

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Originally Posted by KSGregman

At least they are honest with you about the DVP....

Don Valley PARK way. Drive over there....and then PARK.

We generally refer to it as the Don Valley Parking Lot.

Mikey · 10-05-2010, 06:21 PM

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Originally Posted by Smittie61984

I thought this was going to be a cop story.

Particle Man · 10-05-2010, 07:11 PM

Now I want bacon.

Papa_Complex · 10-05-2010, 07:14 PM

Ontario Provincial Police have a few hundred pigs that you could smoke. Just watch out for the lead.

Particle Man · 10-05-2010, 07:15 PM

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Originally Posted by Papa_Complex

Ontario Provincial Police have a few hundred pigs that you could smoke. Just watch out for the lead.

There's a cop joke buried in there somewhere if I had more energy to think about it...

Papa_Complex · 10-05-2010, 07:23 PM

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Originally Posted by Particle Man

There's a cop joke buried in there somewhere if I had more energy to think about it...

I was wondering if you'd go for the easy score

Particle Man · 10-05-2010, 08:53 PM

I haven't slept in almost 72 hours - I have the mental capacity of a rotted grapefruit right now so nothing's an easy score

Porkchop · 10-05-2010, 10:07 PM

My friends dad is a deputy sheriff. He has told me tons of stories about accidents with beheadings, bodies in half, brains on the pavement, etc....

The only scene that still gives him nightmares was a pig truck that got in an accident. He said he still wakes up to screaming, dying pigs.

Papa_Complex · 10-07-2010, 06:55 AM

Monday - Pigs

Tuesday - Dead body

Wednesday - NOTHING!

Thursday - Yonge Street closed, from Richmond to Gerrard, for "NHL Face-off" until 6:00am Friday? WTF?!!!

10-05-2010, 07:14 PM	#14
Papa_Complex Nomadic Tribesman Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Brampton, Canada Moto: '09 ER-6n Posts: 11,150	Ontario Provincial Police have a few hundred pigs that you could smoke. Just watch out for the lead. __________________ "Everything's better with pirates." - Lodge, "Dorkness Rising" http://www.morallyambiguous.net/

10-05-2010, 10:07 PM	#18
Porkchop 125GP Champion Join Date: Aug 2008 Location: Worthington, OH Moto: Empty Garage Posts: 3,418	My friends dad is a deputy sheriff. He has told me tons of stories about accidents with beheadings, bodies in half, brains on the pavement, etc.... The only scene that still gives him nightmares was a pig truck that got in an accident. He said he still wakes up to screaming, dying pigs. __________________ *Coming soon? 2010 Ducati Monster 696 - Sold 1984 Honda VF500F - Sold 1999 Yamaha R6 - Sold

10-07-2010, 06:55 AM	#19
Papa_Complex Nomadic Tribesman Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Brampton, Canada Moto: '09 ER-6n Posts: 11,150	Monday - Pigs Tuesday - Dead body Wednesday - NOTHING! Thursday - Yonge Street closed, from Richmond to Gerrard, for "NHL Face-off" until 6:00am Friday? WTF?!!! __________________ "Everything's better with pirates." - Lodge, "Dorkness Rising" http://www.morallyambiguous.net/

10-05-2010, 07:11 PM	#13
Particle Man Custom User Title Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Central NY Moto: 2003 SV650S Posts: 14,959	Now I want bacon.

10-05-2010, 08:53 PM	#17
Particle Man Custom User Title Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Central NY Moto: 2003 SV650S Posts: 14,959	I haven't slept in almost 72 hours - I have the mental capacity of a rotted grapefruit right now so nothing's an easy score