I love ending relationships - Page 2

Corey · 07-03-2009, 09:44 AM

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Originally Posted by tommymac

We dont get much of that in the ghetto they stick with guns and knives.

Tom

Lucky bastard. We won't get the serious ones because we're not a trauma hospital, but we'll get Goofus and Gomer who are wrecked outta their minds and thought that tying a dozen bottle rockets together and launching them out of their assholes would have worked fine if their ass and ball hair didn't catch on fire. Maybe this year they'll prep the launch area better.

tommymac · 07-03-2009, 09:46 AM

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Originally Posted by Corey

Lucky bastard. We won't get the serious ones because we're not a trauma hospital, but we'll get Goofus and Gomer who are wrecked outta their minds and thought that tying a dozen bottle rockets together and launching them out of their assholes would have worked fine if their ass and ball hair didn't catch on fire. Maybe this year they'll prep the launch area better.

The hospitals out by my house will have plenty of that. Where I am is mostly carribeans so they havent figured out what 4th of july is. Now yo uwant pure insanity come around for the caribean day parade on labor day weekend. Theres a good 20 plus fatalities every year from that parade.

Tom

Papa_Complex · 07-03-2009, 09:50 AM

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Originally Posted by Corey

Lucky bastard. We won't get the serious ones because we're not a trauma hospital, but we'll get Goofus and Gomer who are wrecked outta their minds and thought that tying a dozen bottle rockets together and launching them out of their assholes would have worked fine if their ass and ball hair didn't catch on fire. Maybe this year they'll prep the launch area better.

At least you won't need to waste any anesthetic on them.

Tsunami · 07-03-2009, 08:26 PM

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Originally Posted by tommymac

We dont get much of that in the ghetto they stick with guns and knives.

Tom

Apoc · 07-03-2009, 08:53 PM

I still cant believe so many kill themselves with fireworks down there.

askmrjesus · 07-04-2009, 04:33 PM

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Originally Posted by Apoc

I still cant believe so many kill themselves with fireworks down there.

As opposed to what, unfortunate moose incidents?

JC

Tmall · 07-04-2009, 05:08 PM

Opposed to, we can buy them readily.. And I don't even know somebody who knows somebody who has been injured by fireworks.

t-homo · 07-04-2009, 05:31 PM

We only get them once a year, so we get excited when we are able to buy them.

Apoc · 07-04-2009, 09:25 PM

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Originally Posted by askmrjesus

As opposed to what, unfortunate moose incidents?

JC

Moose are huge, black animals that run out in front of you in the pitch dark. Fireworks have whicks, and you light them yourself and cause your own accidents.

Hard to see how you can confuse the two, unless you've previously hurt yourself with fireworks.

BobTheBiker · 07-04-2009, 09:36 PM

this is america, we get piss drunk, and blow shit up on the 4'th of july, its just how we are. well, some people anyhow.

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Apoc For Science. You Monster. Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Canada Moto: '08 HD FLSTSB Posts: 3,546	I still cant believe so many kill themselves with fireworks down there.

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Tmall Aspiring Rapper Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Halifax, NS Moto: '12 CB1000R Posts: 3,569	Opposed to, we can buy them readily.. And I don't even know somebody who knows somebody who has been injured by fireworks.

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t-homo WSB Champion Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Springfield, MO Posts: 7,146	We only get them once a year, so we get excited when we are able to buy them.

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BobTheBiker too much time on my hands Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: the northern district of god damn Moto: 01 ZX6R, looking for more now. Posts: 1,802	this is america, we get piss drunk, and blow shit up on the 4'th of july, its just how we are. well, some people anyhow.