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Old 07-09-2009, 01:38 PM   #11
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Daughters a whore, moms a fucking moron, some lucky son of a bitch in Egypt is going to get off scott free.
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Old 07-09-2009, 02:22 PM   #12
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Chlorine anyone?
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Old 07-09-2009, 02:26 PM   #13
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mother is retarded, daughter is a slut, and clearly they need good firm kicks in the head to bring em back to reality.
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Old 07-09-2009, 02:49 PM   #14
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Gives a while new meaning to "dropping the kids off at the pool."
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Old 07-09-2009, 02:50 PM   #15
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Old 07-09-2009, 03:01 PM   #16
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Old 07-09-2009, 03:41 PM   #17
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were i the hotel owner id ask for proof that the ''seal'' was still intact
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Old 07-09-2009, 04:01 PM   #19
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Gives a whole new meaning to "dropping the kids off at the pool."
No, now they're done swimming and you're picking them up!
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Old 07-09-2009, 04:07 PM   #20
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mother is retarded, daughter is a slut, and clearly they need to give good head to bring em back to reality.
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