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Old 05-05-2009, 03:34 PM   #211
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for the win win?
it's just that good
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Old 05-05-2009, 03:59 PM   #212
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Old 05-05-2009, 04:58 PM   #213
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and Tracy's hit the nail on the head - I would fuck a complete stranger that came in my house and washed my dishes and cleaned my house. I'm very nearly serious.
Man, if you lived closer and were more um, well anyway, never mind I'll just get into trouble.... Anyway, I'd definitely do dishes and clean a house for sex from the right person!
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Old 05-05-2009, 05:08 PM   #214
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Man, if you lived closer and were more um, well anyway, never mind I'll just get into trouble.... Anyway, I'd definitely do dishes and clean a house for sex from the right person!
What the FUCK man... get the hell off topic like the rest of them!!!

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Old 05-05-2009, 05:17 PM   #216
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I don't know why people that are failures at something think that they are qualified to give advice on that subject. It would be like asking the guy who designed the Titanic for ship building advice.

Anyone that lays all of the blame for their failed marriage on the other person is a fool. Regardless of the circumstances. Even mine. I honestly don't believe that people change after marriage, I just think that they drop their facade.

I have personally witnessed a girl meet, date and marry a guy. The whole time people were telling her that he wasn't right for her, even members of his own family. She would ignore obvious signs of potential infidelity and wouldn't listen when people close to her would tell her he was cheating. Finally, she got it rubbed in her face and fuck if she didn't exclaim that it was out of the blue and a surprise! What?

Oh and as far as the guys that kiss their significant other's asses 24/7, well, I just hope that you can keep it up indefinitely buddy because the minute you stop being Prince Charming you become an asshole. Trust me.
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Old 05-05-2009, 05:19 PM   #217
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I don't know why people that are failures at something think that they are qualified to give advice on that subject. It would be like asking the guy who designed the Titanic for ship building advice.

Anyone that lays all of the blame for their failed marriage on the other person is a fool. Regardless of the circumstances. Even mine. I honestly don't believe that people change after marriage, I just think that they drop their facade.

I have personally witnessed a girl meet, date and marry a guy. The whole time people were telling her that he wasn't right for her, even members of his own family. She would ignore obvious signs of potential infidelity and wouldn't listen when people close to her would tell her he was cheating. Finally, she got it rubbed in her face and fuck if she didn't exclaim that it was out of the blue and a surprise! What?

Oh and as far as the guys that kiss their significant other's asses 24/7, well, I just hope that you can keep it up indefinitely buddy because the minute you stop being Prince Charming you become an asshole. Trust me.


Is this Round 2? Or Round 3? I can't keep track.
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What the FUCK man... get the hell off topic like the rest of them!!!


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Old 05-05-2009, 05:23 PM   #219
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Is this Round 2? Or Round 3? I can't keep track.

Oh it's not any round, I'm just babbling... The funny thing is believe it or not I am an outstanding partner, my problem is that I tend to "spoil" my girlfriend and women being what they typically are, get the "what have you done for me lately" thing going and I'm out of there. I hate being taken for granted more than anything else.
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Old 05-05-2009, 05:27 PM   #220
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I don't know why people that are failures at something think that they are qualified to give advice on that subject.
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Anyone that lays all of the blame for their failed marriage on the other person is a fool. Regardless of the circumstances. Even mine.
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Didn't you just tell us not to do that?

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