Do we have any ladies here that wheelie?

[pauldun170]

Ladies,
Allow me to explain the fascination with girls who wheelie.

The fascination arises from the imagery of a women rising up and lifting something to show the underside.

In essence when women wheelie, to men it's like they are rising up and showing us their vagina.


This phenomenon has been documented in several medical journals.

[HokieDNA01]

Originally Posted by pauldun170

Ladies,
Allow me to explain the fascination with girls who wheelie.

The fascination arises from the imagery of a women rising up and lifting something to show the underside.

In essence when women wheelie, to men it's like they are rising up and showing us their vagina.


This phenomenon has been documented in several medical journals.

So when women like to see men wheelie, it mean we like to imagine your balls,taint,asshole? Um

[HurricaneHeather]

Originally Posted by HokieDNA01

So when women like to see men wheelie, it mean we like to imagine your balls,taint,asshole? Um

I can honestly say I've never cared to see any of that....ever.

[pauldun170]

Originally Posted by HokieDNA01

So when women like to see men wheelie, it mean we like to imagine your balls,taint,asshole? Um

No that would require women to think like men.

In other news WTF?!!
Do women actually take note of the perineum when hunting for quarters down there?

Why on earth would you desecrate one of my posts with that?
I don't know....but rulebook says points are to be awarded for thoroughness on your part.

Jesus tap dncing...

UUUUUGGGH I'm just


WOMEN DO NOT THINK LIKE MEN AND DO NOT TRY AND DRAW FRICKEN PARALLELS OR DO SIMPLE SWAPS IN SCENARIOS!!

bad enough I had to go look up "taint" in a slang dictionary....


I must go excuse my self now....

[the chi]

GO hokie, you RAWK!! :woot:

[HokieDNA01]

HAHAHA Women have dirtier minds than men....don't you know this?? and I would have NEVER made the connection to a visualizing a man/woman's undercarriage from wheeling. I was just turning your odd thinking around on you. Success!

[pauldun170]

Originally Posted by HokieDNA01

HAHAHA Women have dirtier minds than men....don't you know this?? and I would have NEVER made the connection to a visualizing a man/woman's undercarriage from wheeling. I was just turning your odd thinking around on you. Success!

Its the "taint" reference.
It's....

you definitely get points for making me do a double take.

[HokieDNA01]

Originally Posted by pauldun170

Its the "taint" reference.
It's....

you definitely get points for making me do a double take.

Don't you listen to Bob and Tom....The Taint Song...HILARIOUS!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oIf4HNi-x3A

[pauldun170]

Tainted Love (AKA the Song that Hokie ruined for me)

Sometimes I feel I've got to
Run away I've got to
Get away
From the pain that you drive into the heart of me
The love we share
Seems to go nowhere
And I've lost my light
For I toss and turn I can't sleep at night

(chorus)
Once I ran to you (I ran)
Now I'll run from you
This AREA BETWEEN THE BALLS AND THE ASSHOLE!! love you've given
I give you all a boy could give you
Take my tears and that's not nearly all
Oh...AREA BETWEEN THE BALLS AND THE ASSHOLE!! love
AREA BETWEEN THE BALLS AND THE ASSHOLE!! love

Now I know I've got to
Run away I've got to
Get away
You don't really want IT any more from me
To make things right
You need someone to hold you tight
And you'LL think love is to pray
But I'm sorry I don't pray that way

(chorus...)

Don't touch me please
I cannot stand the way you tease
I love you though you hurt me so
Now I'm going to pack my things and go
AREA BETWEEN THE BALLS AND THE ASSHOLE!! love, AREA BETWEEN THE BALLS AND THE ASSHOLE!! love (x2)
Touch me baby, AREA BETWEEN THE BALLS AND THE ASSHOLE!! love (x2)
AREA BETWEEN THE BALLS AND THE ASSHOLE!! love (x3)

[Trip]

Originally Posted by HokieDNA01

HAHAHA Women have dirtier minds than men....don't you know this??

in some ways yes, in an obscene graphically detrimental to the mental well being of individuals along with making them physically ill, the point could be argued.