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Best form of birth control: Wedding cake.
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02-25-2010, 02:46 PM
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Join Date: Mar 2008
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He'll have to take the sage advice of an old twice married man.
Tell her she is improving but needs a little practice...
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02-25-2010, 02:47 PM
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For Science. You Monster.
Join Date: Nov 2008
Location: Canada
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It might kill their sex drive, but every time you have sex after that, a baby will be the result 
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02-25-2010, 02:49 PM
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Join Date: Nov 2008
Location: New York
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I'm not understanding what you guys are talking about.
Maybe your wives are just bored with you.
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02-25-2010, 02:51 PM
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I'm not "fat." I'm "Enlarged to show texture." Handle every stressful situation like a DOG: If you can't eat it or hump it, pi$$ on it & walk away. |
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02-25-2010, 02:53 PM
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White Trash Hero
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My wife turns 35 this year, she hit her prime. I am 40 only 20 yrs past my prime. I do occaisionally get sleep.
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02-25-2010, 02:54 PM
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Join Date: Nov 2008
Location: Nashville, TN
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OMG that is Hilarious!!!!
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02-25-2010, 04:24 PM
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Join Date: Nov 2008
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I've never understood the no sex after marriage thing either. Maybe that's why i'm not married.
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Thankfully, never had to deal with either of those issues.....mine takes great care in how she looks...and is happy to please
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