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Old 09-30-2011, 10:46 PM   #21
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Old 09-30-2011, 10:48 PM   #22
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If this was falling off, was it bleeding when he came in? This is hard
Oh, I'm betting it's not hard, anymore.
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Old 09-30-2011, 11:25 PM   #23
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If this was falling off, was it bleeding when he came in? This is hard to picture.
you want to picture another guys package?
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Old 09-30-2011, 11:38 PM   #24
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you want to picture another guys package?
Only if it's rotting off... Duh
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Old 09-30-2011, 11:50 PM   #25
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you want to picture another guys package?
I said it's hard to picture, not that what to see it...and it's only a half of a package now anyway.
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Old 10-01-2011, 08:19 AM   #26
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oh hell no!!! no pics not even rotten ones. I don't even wanna know possibilities like that exist. LOL

you know I always enjoy Tommy's stories but this.... eww dude how do you sleep at night after seeing some of the things you've seen. My little cube world might be boring but at least the worst image I get is when the fat chicks wear spandex or mini skirts to work.
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Old 10-01-2011, 11:45 AM   #27
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If this was falling off, was it bleeding when he came in? This is hard to picture.
I don't think I would try and picture it! Although thanks for sharing T-mac,☺ couldn't help but picture it when you read it.

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oh hell no!!! no pics not even rotten ones. I don't even wanna know possibilities like that exist. LOL

you know I always enjoy Tommy's stories but this.... eww dude how do you sleep at night after seeing some of the things you've seen. My little cube world might be boring but at least the worst image I get is when the fat chicks wear spandex or mini skirts to work.
lmao!!!!
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Old 10-01-2011, 05:59 PM   #28
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Man at some point in my career I need to work ER.

What do you do when someone comes in for phimosis or paraphimosis?

I wonder how long its been falling off for before he decided to come to the ER? Did he think it was just going to heal? How was he peeing?? Oh well, he probably won't be having a lot of sex after this.
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Old 10-01-2011, 06:01 PM   #29
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Man at some point in my career I need to work ER.

What do you do when someone comes in for phimosis or paraphimosis?

I wonder how long its been falling off for before he decided to come to the ER? Did he think it was just going to heal? How was he peeing?? Oh well, he probably won't be having a lot of sex after this.
Phimosis we usualy dont do anything a paraphimosis is amedical emergency though.

The good/bad thing by us is people dont take good car eof themselves so we see a lot of stuff most only read about.
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Old 10-02-2011, 04:43 AM   #30
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Can I take Chewy when I come back to NY?
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