02-02-2010, 09:50 PM | #21 |
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Colleen
(1) Uncannily fashionable girl who breaks hearts and eats them for breakfast (2) An Irish girl "My brother just broke up with a Colleen. Yeah, her clothes match and she's hot, but my brother's missing a heart now!" |
02-02-2010, 09:54 PM | #22 | |
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02-02-2010, 09:59 PM | #23 |
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1. Brandon
The most AMAZING person alive. Brandon makes me feel special. brandon sexy boyfriend retard yum by Fdogg Dec 25, 2007 share this 2. brandon a guy with a huge dick Man that guys a Brandon brandon dick sex awsome big by brandon14barringer Jan 17, 2008 share this 3. Brandon An erection. Brought on suddenly and without much provocation. The sudden nature of it's manifestation can be summed up in one word BAM! Derived from Brandon "BAM" Margera. Fred: Dude, I just got major Brandon. Ted: Brandon shows up at the most inconvenient times. Not sure if I'm comfortable with dudes saying my name when they get a boner. |
02-02-2010, 10:50 PM | #24 | |
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02-02-2010, 11:07 PM | #25 |
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"Bust a nut inside your eye, to show you where I come from" "f youre horny, lets do it, Ride it, my pony, My saddles waitin, Come and jump on it, If youre horny, lets do it" "I'm not a playa I just fuck a lot" "Round two, I'm down to Do, what it takes to make you Understand I'm the Candyman And I melt in your mouth, not in your hands Hard as rock, yes I'm no sucka The boots I knock make me one bad mutha" |
02-02-2010, 11:09 PM | #26 |
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02-03-2010, 01:44 AM | #27 |
RIP REX
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4. Will 780 up, 409 down
buy will mugs, tshirts and magnets A trench coat wearing, tall, blue eyed son of a bitch. Usually is proficient in some form of self defence, and just as likely to kick someone's ass in an argument than reason with them. A Will usually carries two different personalities. There is the fiery emotional character who is caring, compassionate, and aggressive when angered, as well as the cold, contemplative warrior that he is frequently percieved as. Described as having "unlimited patience, and unlimited rage". Well known for their craftsmanship, creative, and/or debating skills. Feelings towards them are usually extreme, being either deep affection or incredible hate. They dislike making enemies but strangely take pleasure in physical fighting, and are sometimes too quick to resolve situations with physical force. Overall, though they may be intimidating at first, they are often kind people at heart, and are prone to emotional damage resulting from failed or lost relationships. As a slight result of this, many "Will"-type people are social nomads, not really binding with any type of social clique and working best by themselves. Though a trait that they are certainly not proud of, some Wills are so eager to create friends, not enemies, that they will lie, and this actually leads to loosing in relationships, further on. They fiercely adhere to their beliefs however, and some even live by a veritable "code of honor", somewhat like mod... |
02-03-2010, 09:22 AM | #28 |
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3. Fred 325 up, 69 down
buy fred mugs, tshirts and magnets A character on YouTube created by Lucas Cruishank on the channel "fred". It is currently the most popular and most subscribed channel. It was also the first ever channel on YouTube to hit 1,000,000 subscribers, with the second being nigahiga. Fred is basically a 6-year-old that got access to PCP somehow. He talks in a high-pitched voice and runs around like a dog just bit him in the ass. He lives with his less than supportive mother and grandmother. Fred's father is in Guantanamo or Alcatraz, I'm not sure and I don't think it was ever clarified. His love intrest is a bully named Judy in love with another bully named Kevin. They both pick on Fred. I, personally, don't hate Lucas, but I really am not a fan of the character Fred. It really isn't incredibly funny. Actually, when I first saw it, I actually forced a laugh. Not the best comedy or entertainment... However, what pisses me of is his publicity. He isn't even funny, but he's managed to recieve media attention and he's been on a popular TV show. I think he's going to be on another one soon! Bullshit. Just, bullshit. At this point I have a feeling, within a year, this will be a full-fledged TV show. Something ANYONE could have done getting on TV? Imagine THAT... What pisses me off the most are his fanboys and fangirls, but then again... all types of those piss EVERYONE off... The only thing more annoying, though are the people who start Anti-Fred groups and campaigns and post SPAM everywhere talking about their "plot" (which ULTIMATELY fails anyway) to end Fred. It won't happen for a LONG one jackasses... get a LIFE! That pretty much sums it up... Fred Spammer/ Hater/ "Bob" Enthusiast: EVERYONE UNSUB FRED!/ Were gonna kick your ass Fred! Fred: HEY! IT'S FRED AND I JUST SHOVED METH UP MY ASS! NOW JUDY AND MY MOM WILL LOVE ME! Fred Fanboy/girl: Fred... is... AWESOME!/ He's so CUTE! Me: All of you, shut-up. He's not that great... It's just there...
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02-03-2010, 09:39 AM | #29 |
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askmrjesus 516 up, 399 down love it hate it
buy askmrjesus mugs, tshirts and magnets askmrjesus, is a cool guy who is cooler than nature, enjoys long romantic walks on water, and doesn't get all big-headed about being God's son. Girl: So what do you like to do? askmrjesus: I enjoy long romantic walks on water. Girl: Only Jesus can do that. askmrjesus: Bitch, I am Jesus! JC
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02-03-2010, 10:18 AM | #30 |
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While everyone elses' are funny.....mine is the best.
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