Stuff your dead dog-Screw that !! Stuff your Kid !! - Page 3

Avatard · 04-28-2010, 08:59 PM

Particle Man · 04-28-2010, 09:10 PM

askmrjesus · 04-28-2010, 09:55 PM

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Originally Posted by Particle Man

I'm not kidding.

You know those commercials where they warn about erections lasting more than 4 hours?

This poor fucker was on his way to nookie heaven, but got stuck in traffic.

Now look at him.

JC

Rangerscott · 04-28-2010, 10:23 PM

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Originally Posted by Tsunami

That funeral home looks the the corner laundromat. How did they get him to stay up like that?

Rigor mortis is one of the recognizable signs of death (Latin mors, mortis meaning "of death") that is caused by a chemical change in the muscles after death, causing the limbs of the corpse to become stiff (Latin rigor) and difficult to move or manipulate.[1] In humans it commences after about 3 hours, reaches maximum stiffness after 12 hours, and gradually dissipates until approximately 72 hours (3 days) after death.

Either they waited after 3 days or they broke the joint and moved his body parts.

njchopper87 · 04-28-2010, 10:38 PM

I saw an episode of my name is earl where they had unusual funerals.. I thought it was just a joke.

askmrjesus · 04-28-2010, 10:48 PM

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Originally Posted by Rangerscott

Rigor mortis is one of the recognizable signs of death

Other recognizable signs include a lack of movement, lifelessness, poor appetite, Volvo ownership, and thorax worms.

JC

dReWpY · 04-29-2010, 12:36 AM

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Originally Posted by Tsunami

That funeral home looks the the corner laundromat. How did they get him to stay up like that?

starch

Tsunami · 04-29-2010, 02:29 AM

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Originally Posted by drewpy

starch

Particle Man · 04-29-2010, 04:30 PM

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Originally Posted by drewpy

starch

well done

Mr Lefty · 04-30-2010, 07:34 PM

looks a little stiff... needs to relax and keep his body loose... or he'll never get a knee down

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Mr Lefty TWFix Legend Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Denver CO Moto: 01 BMW F650GS Dakar Posts: 15,677	looks a little stiff... needs to relax and keep his body loose... or he'll never get a knee down