For all the ladies (cleaning product endorsement)

[Amber Lamps]

Originally Posted by askmrjesus

I'm amazed no one has pointed out the enormously ghey nature, of two grown "men" discussing household fucking cleaning products.

Derf.

Tigger.

Man cards.

Now.

Men don't use spot removers.

Men use fire, while screaming, "Go be a stain in HELL, bitch!!"

JC

Nah, we're just bachelors...I'm willing to bet that we retain a much larger portion of our "man cards/balls" than you married guys do!

[askmrjesus]

Originally Posted by TIGGER

Nah, we're just bachelors...I'm willing to bet that we retain a much larger portion of our "man cards/balls" than you married guys do!

Don't tell Derf's wife...

She might not understand.

Originally Posted by TIGGER

I'm willing to bet that we retain a much larger portion of our "man cards/balls" than you married guys do!

If you weren't typing that while wearing an apron, and a yellow pair of Playtex gloves, I might believe you.

JC

[Homeslice]

Originally Posted by askmrjesus

Dude.

Wrong answer.

Men: I need new jeans, this pair caught fire when I cleaned my carpet.

Teh ghey: I can't believe how many people wear white shoes after Labor Day.

Not the same thing.

JC

So when they go buy new jeans, do they just buy the cheapest shit? Not from what I've seen. Otherwise everyone would be wearing Wrangler or Walmart Faded Glory, but they don't.

[BobTheBiker]

Originally Posted by Homeslice

So when they go buy new jeans, do they just buy the cheapest shit? Not from what I've seen. Otherwise everyone would be wearing Wrangler or Walmart Faded Glory, but they don't.

for men, I dont necessarily think cheap=comfortable. as all men know, we must be comfortable in our jeans. I go for REASONABLY priced jeans, not necessarily cheap, but definitely jeans that arent $40+ new.

now if a man buys jeans just because they're in style or the like, man card. NOW.

[askmrjesus]

Originally Posted by Homeslice

So when they go buy new jeans, do they just buy the cheapest shit? Not from what I've seen. Otherwise everyone would be wearing Wrangler or Walmart Faded Glory, but they don't.

None of the people I hang out with wear anything besides Wranglers and Levis.

One guy came into the bar in some ghetto acid wash fag jeans.

He ordered an Apple-tini, and somebody stabbed him.

JC

[Homeslice]

If it's just some generic bar, sure, most guys wear cheap jeans.........But I don't see many Wranglers being worn at clubs, or anyplace where the guy has a chick in tow.

[azoomm]

[tommymac]

Originally Posted by askmrjesus

He ordered an Apple-tini, and somebody stabbed him.

JC

And rightfully so did he say oww quit it in a gay voice after wards

[askmrjesus]

Originally Posted by tommymac

And rightfully so did he say oww quit it in a gay voice after wards

No, he just mumbled something about needing some Folex for the blood stain on his ABBA t-shirt, and then he died.

JC

[tommymac]

Originally Posted by askmrjesus

No, he just mumbled something about needing some Folex for the blood stain on his ABBA t-shirt, and then he died.

JC

Doenst sound like he suffered enough. You should resurrect him so it can be done again.