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Old 11-04-2009, 05:18 PM   #21
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Mine blasts the silent but deadly type.
My lab was the same way, the poor girl would peel paint from the wall.
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Old 11-04-2009, 05:18 PM   #22
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Both your dogs are like 10 times the size of mine and she can clear a room. Its even funnier when she spooks herself.
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Old 11-04-2009, 05:18 PM   #23
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My lab was the same way, the poor girl would peel paint from the wall.
I'm familiar with that smell.
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Old 11-04-2009, 05:21 PM   #24
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brock can wake me up at night if i give him a treat before bed, no one warned me of the farts!!

he is a great dog though
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Old 11-04-2009, 05:58 PM   #25
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they're great.
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Old 11-04-2009, 06:05 PM   #26
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Besides being large, I have never considered a dane intimidating. Every one I have known basically was the most lovable dog ever and terrible at protecting anything because they scare easily. My uncle's neighbor had the biggest chicken dane I ever knew. My aunts little shih tzus use to chase it. It was hilarious.
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Old 11-04-2009, 06:19 PM   #27
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We had 4 great danes when I was growing up Rae, they are the most awesome dog evar!!!

There are some downsides to them though...

They'll eat you out of house and home, our 165lb male ate 50lbs of dry food every week-week and a half plus all the table scraps and if there weren't enough scraps mom would boil a chicken to add to the diet.

Once they're about 4 months old, until they're well trained, they'll take you for a walk

They have a short life span, common inlarge breeds. 10 yrs or so is normal.

Upsides are...

They are great pets, even in the house and good with kids.

They are VERY protective of their family and you will never have to worry about someone hurting you if it's around!

And they're just awesome!!! I love Great Danes, I wish I could afford one myself. We had the fawn colored ones, what's your color choice if you get one?
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Old 11-04-2009, 06:23 PM   #28
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What about Dobies as a guard dog? Dane's are cool, but they are massive!
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Old 11-04-2009, 06:42 PM   #29
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Get a brinks!

My breeder has a new litter of pups.

Boys


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We considered a Great Dane but honestly they just dont live long enough.

Cane Corso is a great version of a mastiff. Live 10-12yrs. The dry mouth and atheletic mastiff. He was the cutest of cute of puppy. You all saw that. Females are about 95-115 lbs. Males from 130-160lbs.

My breeder also is very use to shipping dogs. I could even go pick one out for you if need be. Feel free to call me for any reason.
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Old 11-04-2009, 06:43 PM   #30
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He does too but at least they don't smell. You can certainly hear them though.
My Akita will stretch and let out the loudest fart. Then he looks at you like, "Was that me?" I love him to death but he shreds a ton and does not appreciate the kitties.

What about a South African Boerboel? I had never heard of one before my girlfriend got one but he is one of the best dogs I have ever met.

http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&s...can+bo&aqi=g10
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