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Old 11-29-2008, 02:21 AM   #21
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your as helpful as she is...

Satan is a woman. Probably a sexy one too. Bitch.
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Old 11-29-2008, 02:31 AM   #22
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thank you, I appreciate that
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Old 11-29-2008, 02:40 AM   #23
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I say it with love
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Old 11-29-2008, 02:43 AM   #24
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I'm feelin' it!
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Old 11-29-2008, 04:47 AM   #25
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OK, so I'm way glad that I already had most of my shopping done prior to today, because i definatly got alot poor(er). I mean I only have to buy 3 gifts total a year, and only 1 left to do now..... but when I had to spend $450 dollars today on new tires and an allignment for my cage, that doesnt leave alot of christmas giving joy left....

It feels so good being able to be confident in my tires for once, (the old ones were down to the cords/very little tread), but i feel disheartened when I look at my poor college student's bank account!!! Its a love/hate feeling...

But mom's gift should be cheap compared to my brothers....
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Old 11-29-2008, 08:32 AM   #26
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BTW, what the fuck do you buy a gf who wont tell you what she wants? And why do women expect us to fucking know what they want? As if I have any clue what an 18 year old girl wants, im a dirty old 27 year old man.
Get her some anal beads, hardcore midget porn, and tell her you have to have a threesome with her and her hottest friends... Then tell her that's what adults do for Christmas.
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Old 11-29-2008, 11:01 AM   #27
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I only need a little thing for my hubby; since my fam is in Germany and we haven't done gifts in years.

Our x-mas will be some rental bikes while we are in Germany coming March/April. Hopefully we'll some passes in the Alps that are not snowed in anymore...
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Old 11-29-2008, 11:45 AM   #28
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Get her some anal beads, hardcore midget porn, and tell her you have to have a threesome with her and her hottest friends... Then tell her that's what adults do for Christmas.

Damn fine idea! She's got some smokin hot friends too!
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Old 11-29-2008, 11:49 AM   #29
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Damn fine idea! She's got some smokin hot friends too!
you two and tigger would have a blast together
I recommend this
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Old 11-29-2008, 09:10 PM   #30
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I bought us a new sony lcd tv and blu-ray player...she's buying us a scuba/junle trip to Belize
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