how do you pay tolls? - Page 3

G-Rex · 05-29-2011, 11:06 PM

1. Pre-plan and put appropriate amount of cash in pocket that is on the right wrist of the Stich.

2. Roll up, put bike in neutral, open zipper (not removing gloves) pay the man.

3. Collect change back to cash pocket.

4. Leave.

You clearly haven't done this enough.

Particle Man · 05-30-2011, 08:10 AM

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Originally Posted by G-Rex

1. Pre-plan and put appropriate amount of cash in pocket that is on the right wrist of the Stich.

2. Roll up, put bike in neutral, open zipper (not removing gloves) pay the man.

3. Collect change back to cash pocket.

4. Leave.

You clearly haven't done this enough.

I don't think I've used change to pay a toll in 10 years (minus traveling to Atlanta and driving on GA 400

derf · 05-30-2011, 10:22 AM

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Originally Posted by Particle Man

I don't think I've used change to pay a toll in 10 years (minus traveling to Atlanta and driving on GA 400

Ive blown through that toll booth a number of times without paying, never got a ticket for it.

101lifts2 · 05-31-2011, 01:21 AM

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Originally Posted by derf

Ive blown through that toll booth a number of times without paying, never got a ticket for it.

thief

lol

Avatard · 05-30-2011, 11:27 AM

My almost sure-fire way not to have to reach in my pocket for change at a toll:

1) Pull into stall
2) deploy side stand
3) pick up dropped change off the ground, and pop it in the machine

Dave · 05-31-2011, 02:15 AM

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Originally Posted by Avatard

My almost sure-fire way not to have to reach in my pocket for change at a toll:

1) Pull into stall
2) deploy side stand
3) pick up dropped change off the ground, and pop it in the machine

i picked up a quarter once on the ac expressway and the cunt in the booth started screaming that i was a thief and she was gonna call the cops

Particle Man · 05-31-2011, 05:16 PM

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Originally Posted by Dave

i picked up a quarter once on the ac expressway and the cunt in the booth started screaming that i was a thief and she was gonna call the cops

Pocketed it before she could so she got pissed.

Gas Man · 06-01-2011, 04:44 AM

Particle... you got a decent link to your ezpass website where I can get one for my bike without monthly fees?

tommymac · 06-01-2011, 07:21 AM

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Originally Posted by Gas Man

Particle... you got a decent link to your ezpass website where I can get one for my bike without monthly fees?

http://www.e-zpassny.com/en/home/index.shtml

Particle Man · 06-01-2011, 12:02 PM

We went through the tag replacement recently (they replace them every so often before the batteries die). We put 'em in the foil bags and dropped them in the mail as instructed. The geniuses pulled 'em out of the foil bags prior to loading them on a truck that was headed into Jersey (I assume for recycling and reprogramming). Of course, when you cross any bridges or tunnels in NY/NJ, guess what happens?

Yep: you have to pay a toll. Since our returned EZ-Passes were in this truck and not in the foil bags all of 'em had a bunch of tolls registered. Took forever to sort out.

05-29-2011, 11:06 PM	#1
G-Rex Where to next? Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: OK to the C Moto: TL1000R, Hayabusa, R1150RT Posts: 1,333	1. Pre-plan and put appropriate amount of cash in pocket that is on the right wrist of the Stich. 2. Roll up, put bike in neutral, open zipper (not removing gloves) pay the man. 3. Collect change back to cash pocket. 4. Leave. You clearly haven't done this enough. __________________

05-30-2011, 11:27 AM	#5
Avatard Crotch Rocket Curmudgeon Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Here to integrity Moto: Li'l red baby Ninja Posts: 7,482	My almost sure-fire way not to have to reach in my pocket for change at a toll: 1) Pull into stall 2) deploy side stand 3) pick up dropped change off the ground, and pop it in the machine __________________ Insert free thought here.

06-01-2011, 04:44 AM	#8
Gas Man Trip's Assistant Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Imported from Detroit Moto: 2009 HD Street Classic Posts: 12,149	Particle... you got a decent link to your ezpass website where I can get one for my bike without monthly fees? __________________ -Chris "Why pay somebody else to fuck up your bike?" Run Amsoil Product

06-01-2011, 12:02 PM	#10
Particle Man Custom User Title Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Central NY Moto: 2003 SV650S Posts: 14,959	We went through the tag replacement recently (they replace them every so often before the batteries die). We put 'em in the foil bags and dropped them in the mail as instructed. The geniuses pulled 'em out of the foil bags prior to loading them on a truck that was headed into Jersey (I assume for recycling and reprogramming). Of course, when you cross any bridges or tunnels in NY/NJ, guess what happens? Yep: you have to pay a toll. Since our returned EZ-Passes were in this truck and not in the foil bags all of 'em had a bunch of tolls registered. Took forever to sort out.