12-11-2008, 06:48 PM | #21 |
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I got a dancing hamster from my Ex-In-Laws one year...a $3.00 dancing fucking hamster...the next year I got a separation...not so great at the time, but I appreciate it more everyday!
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12-11-2008, 06:54 PM | #22 | |
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12-11-2008, 07:16 PM | #23 |
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OKay, well if its from yooooouuuu...i guess I can deal! I've got to get yours in the mail...Im just hoping you love it...its useful AND appropriate!! |
12-11-2008, 07:23 PM | #24 |
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You got him a Fleshlight!
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12-11-2008, 07:29 PM | #25 |
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yeah but he accidentally the whole thing...
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12-11-2008, 07:38 PM | #26 | |
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12-11-2008, 07:52 PM | #27 |
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Didn't see this until I had already posted in the other thread.
Few years back my ex got me a hand-sized rock carved in the shape of a buffalo. I thought it was an elephant, and I laughed. Guess who was in the dog house... Yeah, that would be the same year I got her that iPod she always wanted. Clue #7, in retrospect.
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12-11-2008, 08:04 PM | #28 |
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Shit, this is easy. Divorce paperwork, though technically it was the 26th. I was working on the 25th. Kinda ruins all future holidays when it continues giving the gift of bad memories.
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12-11-2008, 09:57 PM | #29 |
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Dont feel bad, I didnt even get the papers, just a fucking phone call on Christmas eve. as I sit in Korea awaiting her arrival, she calls and says she isnt showing after a couple hours being late, and says she has already filed.
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12-12-2008, 12:38 AM | #30 |
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