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Old 05-06-2009, 10:51 PM   #21
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1. Take a dump.
2. Remove the center cabin air duct.
3. Place dump in the center air duct tube.
4. Install the air duct cover.
5. Turn the fan speed knob on low.

Great joke.
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Old 05-06-2009, 10:56 PM   #22
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Old 05-06-2009, 11:11 PM   #23
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1. Take a dump.
2. Remove the center cabin air duct.
3. Place dump in the center air duct tube.
4. Install the air duct cover.
5. Turn the fan speed knob on low.

Great joke.
Holy shit that brought back some memories. Working for a subcontract of AT&T my partner was asleep in our truck. One of the AT&T workers went over to the truck and sprayed some mace in the airduct. Dude woke up from his nap eyes just a watering.

Then another time an AT&T worker was being a dick to one of our guys. So while working in a man hole with a fan blowing air into the hole. One of our guys took a dump and spread it on the inside of the fan so it blew his dookie smell into the man hole.
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Old 05-06-2009, 11:15 PM   #24
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Then another time an AT&T worker was being a dick to one of our guys. So while working in a man hole with a fan blowing air into the hole. One of our guys took a dump and spread it on the inside of the fan so it blew his dookie smell into the man hole.
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Old 05-06-2009, 11:42 PM   #25
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Old 05-07-2009, 12:53 AM   #26
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one of my personal favorite ideas now. litter his car with religous pamphlets from every group you can find.
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Old 05-07-2009, 01:01 AM   #27
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Old 05-07-2009, 01:05 AM   #28
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I once put white magnets all over a black car. It's like the post-its but harder to get off.

Chalk Markers. GREAT on glass, not harmful to paint. And, REALLY vibrant. They are at any hobby store in the poster/marker section. Better than glass markers. Find slogans... and draw on windows.
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Old 05-07-2009, 06:17 AM   #29
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This mainly works on carbed cars but we've done it with FI cars. Though I wouldn't recommend it. But we'd pur transmission fluid into the gas or on a carb vehicle straight into the carb. It'll smoke like a frieght train. And from what we have gathered and heard there is no damage done. Some mechanics have even claimed it helps. This is all word of mouth and experience though. No scietific stuff to back it up.

I've also heard of people putting a coke bottle full of oil with a pinhole leak and somehow rigging it above the tailpipe. As it drips on the hot exhaust it burns and smokes.

At my work after borrowing someone's work truck I programed all the radio stations to Mexican music. The guys who use the truck are gangsta rappers and all. I had the volume up and one of the guys started punching the radio after he kept trying to turn the stations.
I have done similar using a tallow candle with the added benefit of a cloud of nasty smelling buger smoke fallowing the car
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Old 05-07-2009, 08:24 AM   #30
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saran wrap the entire car. I did that to an old coworker once. Funny shit.
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