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Old 03-23-2011, 12:14 PM   #3871
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Cool, can we throw derf in an oven first
Sorry dude, I'm half german, and I don't roast as well as others
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Old 03-23-2011, 12:22 PM   #3872
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Sorry dude, I'm half german, and I don't roast as well as others
We can have you shower first then
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Old 03-23-2011, 12:44 PM   #3873
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I dunno Derf, you wander into a ginger bread house you are just the right size to fit in the old confectioner...

Yeah, I know. Me too.

You wear the freaky german shorts overalls and voila, instant Hansel. Find me a blond braided wig and I might pass as Gretel. Mental image.
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Old 03-23-2011, 01:31 PM   #3874
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When I'm dictator I'm going to have snipers posted at every major sporting event with specific orders to shoot anyone who fucks up or personalises the national anthem
I've thought about this some more, the national anthem would be one of the first things to go if I am dictator. People are going to sing a new song where they give their devotion to me or die. They will still die, but just die sooner.
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Whatever,Stoner is a bitch! O.J. Simpson has TWO fucked knees and a severe hang nail on his left index finger but he still managed to kill two younger adults,sprint 200 feet to his car (wearing very expensive,yet uncomfortable Italian shoes) and make his get a way!!!
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Old 03-23-2011, 01:33 PM   #3875
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I've thought about this some more, the national anthem would be one of the first things to go if I am dictator. People are going to sing a new song where they give their devotion to me or die. They will still die, but just die sooner.
Also need to determine how painful their death will be, I can set the woodchipper on low
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Old 03-23-2011, 02:53 PM   #3876
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I've thought about this some more, the national anthem would be one of the first things to go if I am dictator. People are going to sing a new song where they give their devotion to me or die. They will still die, but just die sooner.
Im fine with this as long as they don't attempt to personalize it or fuck it up. I suggest we bring back public beheadings
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Old 03-23-2011, 03:23 PM   #3877
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Old 03-23-2011, 03:45 PM   #3878
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Im fine with this as long as they don't attempt to personalize it or fuck it up. I suggest we bring back public beheadings
I prefer draw and quarter. The Saddam pool of Acid technique would be pretty interesting. A nuclear spent fuel pool would be pretty fucked up too.
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Old 03-23-2011, 03:47 PM   #3879
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I prefer draw and quarter. The Saddam pool of Acid technique would be pretty interesting. A nuclear spent fuel pool would be pretty fucked up too.
Beheading is waay hotter

The yokels used to tell us saddam had a vore fetish and would feed women to tigers and shit
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Old 03-23-2011, 03:51 PM   #3880
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