think this is allowed on a plane? - Page 4

Rangerscott · 08-31-2009, 08:21 PM

Your finger nails are weapons of mass destruction.

Papa_Complex · 08-31-2009, 08:33 PM

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Originally Posted by Rangerscott

Your finger nails are weapons of mass destruction.

Only if you're Kelly Hu.

http://www.comicbookhotties.com/models/kelly-hu-pic.asp

Smittie61984 · 08-31-2009, 09:22 PM

Only if you are of Arab decent

RACER X · 09-01-2009, 11:59 AM

i am rather brown........

azoomm · 09-01-2009, 12:39 PM

One of my past trips - they took away my PLASTIC hair pik. They let the old lady ahead of me in line take her METAL knitting needles.

WE'RE ALL GOING TO DIE!!!??!?!!

Papa_Complex · 09-01-2009, 03:00 PM

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Originally Posted by azoomm

One of my past trips - they took away my PLASTIC hair pik. They let the old lady ahead of me in line take her METAL knitting needles.

WE'RE ALL GOING TO DIE!!!??!?!!

The militant WASP old ladies will hold the world for ransom.

CasterTroy · 09-01-2009, 03:08 PM

Ed,

Just UPS whatever you want to "carry" to me

I flew down to florida to pick up the RT...the guy gave me a helmet, but I UPS'd several "items" to him for my 883 mile trip back in the rain

Particle Man · 09-01-2009, 04:13 PM

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Originally Posted by RACER X

i am rather brown........

then shower before you get on the plane.

RACER X · 09-01-2009, 04:19 PM

i'm brown to tha bone! lol

troy PM me your address.

and cel #

hmm...........TX has reciprocity w/ ever state i'm travel thru w/ my CHL.........

Smittie61984 · 09-01-2009, 06:05 PM

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Originally Posted by RACER X

i am rather brown........

Oh, then you're good to go (as long as you're not black). If you can chill until some 90year old white woman is coming up then you'll be able to walk through as 10 TSA screeners grope and violate her. No TSA screener is going to risk their job by searching a muslim unless there is a tick tock sound coming from their stomach.

08-31-2009, 09:22 PM	#33
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09-01-2009, 11:59 AM	#34
RACER X AMA Supersport Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Richmond, Tx Moto: '10 Tuono Factory Posts: 4,569	i am rather brown........ __________________ ΜΟΛΩΝ ΛΑΒΕ 2014 GROM! 181cc of FURY 2010 Aprilia Tuono Factory - SOLD 2009 SFV Gladius - SOLD 2008 Hayabusa - SOLD.

09-01-2009, 12:39 PM	#35
azoomm moderator chick Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Hill Country TX Moto: Pasta Rockets Posts: 8,917	One of my past trips - they took away my PLASTIC hair pik. They let the old lady ahead of me in line take her METAL knitting needles. WE'RE ALL GOING TO DIE!!!??!?!! __________________ We have enough youth. How about a fountain of "smart"? Come Play at the Track!! http://www.elitetrackdays.com

09-01-2009, 03:08 PM	#37
CasterTroy ................ Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: NC Posts: 3,028	Ed, Just UPS whatever you want to "carry" to me I flew down to florida to pick up the RT...the guy gave me a helmet, but I UPS'd several "items" to him for my 883 mile trip back in the rain __________________ “Being tolerant does not mean that I share another one’s belief. But it does mean that I acknowledge another one’s right to believe, and obey, his own conscience.” Viktor Frankl

09-01-2009, 04:19 PM	#39
RACER X AMA Supersport Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Richmond, Tx Moto: '10 Tuono Factory Posts: 4,569	i'm brown to tha bone! lol troy PM me your address. and cel # hmm...........TX has reciprocity w/ ever state i'm travel thru w/ my CHL......... __________________ ΜΟΛΩΝ ΛΑΒΕ 2014 GROM! 181cc of FURY 2010 Aprilia Tuono Factory - SOLD 2009 SFV Gladius - SOLD 2008 Hayabusa - SOLD.

08-31-2009, 08:21 PM	#31
Rangerscott Viff6N Mutated Warrior Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: Texas Moto: '01 Honda VFR 800 & '09 ER-6N Posts: 8,704	Your finger nails are weapons of mass destruction.