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Old 09-29-2010, 02:04 AM   #31
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Any kind of sex is filthy and disgusting if you really think about it. Kinda like hotdogs
Not sure about this kids analogies.
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Old 09-29-2010, 09:42 AM   #32
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So biting nails is disgusting, but letting a woman put your banana in her soda sucker isn't in the "disgusting" category?
That's hardly a good comparison. My tallywhacker is concealed all day long, under two items of clothing. Protected from all that is bad. On the other hand, my hands touch door knobs, keyboards, urinal flushers, etc.

I would definitely trust my ding-dong to be cleaner than my hands.
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Old 09-29-2010, 10:15 AM   #33
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So biting nails is disgusting, but letting a woman put your banana in her soda sucker isn't in the "disgusting" category?
You know how I know you're gay?
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Old 09-29-2010, 11:01 AM   #34
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Old 09-29-2010, 11:04 AM   #35
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You wanting a demo?
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Old 09-29-2010, 12:56 PM   #36
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That's hardly a good comparison. My tallywhacker is concealed all day long, under two items of clothing. Protected from all that is bad. On the other hand, my hands touch door knobs, keyboards, urinal flushers, etc.

I would definitely trust my ding-dong to be cleaner than my hands.
In a warm, moist, dark spot that's perfect for the growth of fungi and bacteria. Don't kid yourself
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Old 09-29-2010, 01:02 PM   #37
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In a warm, moist, dark spot that's perfect for the growth of fungi and bacteria. Don't kid yourself
Do you have a pussy you're not telling us about?
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Old 09-29-2010, 01:04 PM   #38
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I wash my dong after I use the bathroom. I know what it's touched through the course of the day. My hands, not so much.
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Old 09-29-2010, 01:24 PM   #39
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Do you have a pussy you're not telling us about?
A masterful insult sir, you've clearly bettered me on the fact than no ballsack has ever sweated in the history of man
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Old 09-29-2010, 01:41 PM   #40
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I have a pocket knife, works well to trim nails.
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