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Old 01-24-2011, 07:04 PM   #31
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Yeah, I saw that. But there's freaky folk that like, fucking do this "for a living", and have waaaaay more than they need.

We need to seek these, er "talented" people out, and put them to work on some fucking hunger task force for America's impoverished (so many of whom are children).
At the same time, just drop in the OCD freaks that seek therapy to cure their "problem" into each of these homes. I bet it would be cleaned quickly...
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Old 01-24-2011, 07:26 PM   #32
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Right? Pair off the compulsively clean, with the hoarders, and we have a win!

We need a "dating service" for whackjobs, and counselors to pair them off correctly.
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Old 01-24-2011, 07:36 PM   #33
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Right? Pair off the compulsively clean, with the hoarders, and we have a win!

We need a "dating service" for whackjobs, and counselors to pair them off correctly.
That would be hilarious.
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Right? Pair off the compulsively clean, with the hoarders, and we have a win!

We need a "dating service" for whackjobs, and counselors to pair them off correctly.
Next: on The Batchelor...
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That would be hilarious.
Right? There's yer fucking reality TV. Fuck putting half a dozen Guidos together, this would be some must see motherfucking TV.
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Old 01-24-2011, 09:29 PM   #37
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Not all cats. There were some dogs, which I don't understand. If my dog was locked in a house full of cats I guarantee he would be last one standing.
Not a chance. Anything short of a pitbull bred to fight would be torn apart by a cat. Its eyes would be slashed, and the cat would attack it mercilessly.

Im a dog lover, and I dont like cats. But I always think its funny when dog owners think that their dogs would easily kill a cat. Apparently you have no idea how quick, agile, and vicious a cat is.
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Old 01-25-2011, 12:20 AM   #38
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Right? Pair off the compulsively clean, with the hoarders, and we have a win!

We need a "dating service" for whackjobs, and counselors to pair them off correctly.
It's like eHarmony for the mentally ill...

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Not a chance. Anything short of a pitbull bred to fight would be torn apart by a cat. Its eyes would be slashed, and the cat would attack it mercilessly.

Im a dog lover, and I dont like cats. But I always think its funny when dog owners think that their dogs would easily kill a cat. Apparently you have no idea how quick, agile, and vicious a cat is.
You forgot evil. Cats are evil.
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Old 01-25-2011, 08:23 AM   #40
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Not a chance. Anything short of a pitbull bred to fight would be torn apart by a cat. Its eyes would be slashed, and the cat would attack it mercilessly.

Im a dog lover, and I dont like cats. But I always think its funny when dog owners think that their dogs would easily kill a cat. Apparently you have no idea how quick, agile, and vicious a cat is.
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