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Old 04-22-2009, 06:49 PM   #31
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Not to the Bush Admin.
Neither was waterboarding. They were wrong about that too.
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Old 04-22-2009, 07:07 PM   #32
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I would put a rat in a metal cylender with an open end, Place the open end ont he tourchered stomached and heat the tube. The rat will try to escape, through the stomach. Around the time the guy starts to scream, move the cylinder to a new place where the rat had not yet tried to escape from.

Oh yeh, and if the guy happens to be muslim, a push pin dipped in the blood of a freshly slaughtered pig might just be enough to cause terror in his heart and eyes
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Old 04-22-2009, 07:15 PM   #33
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, Place the open end ont he tourchered stomached and heat the tube.
Easy for you to say.

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Old 04-22-2009, 07:22 PM   #34
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Mmmmm...well, there are sooooo many good ones here but I like mine, too

Skin them and roll them in salt.....

Place porcupine quills underneath each fingernail and light them on fire, they burn like incense and will NOT stop burning even under the nail.....

Force feed them baby bamboo shoots.....Bamboo is un-phased by stomach acid and flourishes in 98 degree moist environments. The shoots will rapidly grow into their stomach walls, intestines and complete abdominal cavity causing excruciating pain....believe me, they'll talk.
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Old 04-22-2009, 07:58 PM   #35
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I would put a rat in a metal cylender with an open end, Place the open end ont he tourchered stomached and heat the tube. The rat will try to escape, through the stomach. Around the time the guy starts to scream, move the cylinder to a new place where the rat had not yet tried to escape from.
You stole that from Fast & Furious II

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Force feed them baby bamboo shoots.....Bamboo is un-phased by stomach acid and flourishes in 98 degree moist environments. The shoots will rapidly grow into their stomach walls, intestines and complete abdominal cavity causing excruciating pain....believe me, they'll talk.
Why would he talk, since there's nothing his captors could do for him?
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Old 04-22-2009, 08:18 PM   #36
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You stole that from Fast & Furious II
Can I change my vote to, "Make him watch Fast and Furious II"?
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Old 04-22-2009, 08:29 PM   #37
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Can I change my vote to, "Make him watch Fast and Furious II"?
Eva Mendes made it watchable

That, and Walker calling Tyrese "cuz"
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Old 04-22-2009, 08:53 PM   #38
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hmm..... tie them to a chair, and pull down an AED and hook them up to it and have it ready.

Then put them in a neck hold and choke them out.


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They come back and tell them that your willing to bet they get tired before you do and start choking them out again.
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Old 04-22-2009, 09:24 PM   #39
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Make them watch Karaoke SOBER!!! Nah, that's too cruel.

When it comes to an enemy (that isn't a U.S. Citizen) I don't care how they do it.
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Old 04-22-2009, 09:46 PM   #40
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Eva Mendes made it watchable

That, and Walker calling Tyrese "cuz"
Eva Mendez is undeniably hot, but even her naked ass can't save some movies. "The Spirit" comes immediately to mind.
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